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I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

By: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
Narrated by: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
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Publisher's summary

The best-selling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk shopping online, try smell dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.

This program is read by the authors.

©2017 Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella (P)2017 Macmillan Audio

Critic reviews

"Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." (Delia Ephron, best-selling author)
"Scottoline does the heavy lifting, and her exuberant delivery, marked by a Philly accent, is irresistible. She's a firebrand and, one essay at time, she challenges conventional wisdom on a lot of things." ( AudioFile)

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