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I had hoped for more

I follow the betches on social media and they constantly make me laugh. This just wasn't funny. And even though I know the voice over was meant to be funny as well it was super annoying. I tried to stick this one out but decided it was just a waste of a credit. Oh well.

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Very interesting take on modern relationships

Really good listen. Some good laughs and some down to earth life advice. Check it out!

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Better than pride and prejudice

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Literally Hilarious 💁🏻

This book is hysterical. It's the kind of funny that makes you impressed they actually wrote that down because it's so crude. There are a lot of points that are made that you wish someone told you when you were in the situation. It's like having your friend tell you everything you don't want to hear but need to and in the best way possible.

The reader could not be more of a perfect fit for this book either.

Get it!!!

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This book is ;

Funny, informative and I think it changed my views about the ideal or the best relationship that one may have...Overall I loved it & gonna share it defiantly with my BFFs soon

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Love the betches

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Don't waste a credit on this crap

The narrator's voice and tone are annoying, making it hard to take anything she is reading serious. It comes off as trying to hard to be a so-called "betch". This book is not for any mature or intelligent woman who has been there and done that. I don't even think it's a good idea to recommend this mess to any woman that you care about. I've been listening for 10 minutes and had to write this review to stop it!

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