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I Had a Nice Time and Other Lies...
- How to Find Love & Sh*t Like That
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 04-19-16
- Language: English
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Regular price: $17.00
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Publisher's Summary
The New York Times best-selling authors of Nice Is Just a Place in France and creators of the online humor and advice phenomenon Betches.com and Instagram account @Betches explain the brutal truths of how to date like a true betch, with insights from the Head Pro.
In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with randos, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches. First we helped you win at basically everything, and now we're going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face.
Maybe you're a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he's just not that f***ing into you), or perhaps you're a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Or maybe you're just tired of swiping left and ready for the pro of your dreams to put a 15-karat diamond ring on it so you can stop pretending to do work. Either way, we've got you covered.
With insight from the Betches' own Head Pro, this book is a must-have Bible for any betch looking for love. So put away the Ben & Jerry's fro-yo (just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's okay to eat the whole tub), and start dating like a winner.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-19-16
I had hoped for more
I follow the betches on social media and they constantly make me laugh. This just wasn't funny. And even though I know the voice over was meant to be funny as well it was super annoying. I tried to stick this one out but decided it was just a waste of a credit. Oh well.
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- Michael John Francis
- 09-05-18
Very interesting take on modern relationships
Really good listen. Some good laughs and some down to earth life advice. Check it out!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-12-18
Don't waste a credit on this crap
The narrator's voice and tone are annoying, making it hard to take anything she is reading serious. It comes off as trying to hard to be a so-called "betch". This book is not for any mature or intelligent woman who has been there and done that. I don't even think it's a good idea to recommend this mess to any woman that you care about. I've been listening for 10 minutes and had to write this review to stop it!
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- Alexis Johnson
- 10-21-16
Better than pride and prejudice
I loved this book. It's relatable, honest, informative and funny AF!! Thank God for the betches for taking me out of my delusional existence. Read it! or listen to it on a road trip home to visit your patents like I did...the narrator is perfect!
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- Alycia
- 06-29-16
Literally Hilarious 💁🏻
This book is hysterical. It's the kind of funny that makes you impressed they actually wrote that down because it's so crude. There are a lot of points that are made that you wish someone told you when you were in the situation. It's like having your friend tell you everything you don't want to hear but need to and in the best way possible.
The reader could not be more of a perfect fit for this book either.
Get it!!!
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- N.M
- 05-24-16
This book is ;
Funny, informative and I think it changed my views about the ideal or the best relationship that one may have...Overall I loved it & gonna share it defiantly with my BFFs soon
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- Amanda Lombardi
- New Jersey
- 05-04-16
Love the betches
I follow the betches on Instagram so I had to get this book! The advice was pretty good, I just hated when the narrator did the guy voice it made me cringe! The advice was the best part but wasn't crazy about how they portray millennial women.