Erin Ryan and Akilah Hughes dig into the results from Tuesday's primaries, Trump’s Armageddon war in Iran, Hillary Clinton’s Epstein deposition, and the ever-moving goal posts for women in Washington. They also cover a horrifying new law in Kansas targeting trans people, Kristi Noem’s bad day at the Senate, and Politico’s unsettling profile of Nancy Mace. Then Kiran Deol joins for a very petty edition of the Sanity Corner, where they rant and rave about curling, tall men, and revisit a perfect network sitcom that was canceled too soon.

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Check out Kiran’s film, Didn’t Die here

Why did US and Israel attack Iran and how long could the war last? (BBC 3/2)
Dubai’s image as a safe, tax-free haven is rocked by blasts from Iranian airstrikes (AP 3/1)
‘South Park’ Writer Sets Up Site Calling for Barron to Go to War (Daily Beast 3/2)
Transgender Kansans Sue After Driver’s Licenses Are Abruptly Canceled (NYT 2/27)
Girlfriend's Defense Of Kash Patel's Winter Olympics Trip Goes Off The Rails (Huff Post 2/27)
Takeaways from Kristi Noem’s combative Senate Judiciary Committee hearing (CNN 3/3)
Scoop: Noem burning deportation cash on luxury jets (AXIOS 2/28)
‘I Don’t Know That I’ll Ever Be OK With Myself’ (Politico 2/27)
Live Election Updates (NYT 3/4)

Erin and Alyssa dish on Trump’s State of the Union address and Kash Patel taking the Olympic US Men’s Hockey team from hero to zero. They also unpack the disturbing case of Representative Tony Gonzales’ inappropriate relationship with a staffer and how Republicans are weighing the calls for his resignation with their razor-thin majority in Congress. Then they wrap up with the latest on the Epstein files and a petty preview of Candace Owens’ new series on Erika Kirk, “The Bride of Charlie”.

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Epstein accusers, Olympians among guests invited to State of the Union speech (Reuters 2/24)
Trump invites US Olympic hockey heroes to State of the Union in locker-room call (The Guardian 2/23)
Virginia teen Sage Blair at State of the Union (Fox 5 2/24)
FBI head Kash Patel defends ‘frat bro’ hijinks with US hockey team in Milan (The Guardian (The Guardian 2/23)
Tony Gonzales faces mounting pressure from GOP women over affair allegations (Politico 2/23)
Tony Gonzales says he will not resign (Politico 2/24)
Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump (NPR 2/24)

In our 34th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of the unhinged MAGA clown, Laura Loomer. From filming undercover for Project Veritas, to cozying up to eco-fascists, to melting down over her Twitter ban, to being Trump’s number 1 fan girl, this crazy b*tch may be our nuttiest guy yet!

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Sources:
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Laura-Loomer

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/11/17/laura-loomers-endless-payback

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/us/politics/laura-loomer-trump.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/us/politics/laura-loomer-trump.html

https://www.npr.org/2024/09/10/nx-s1-5107932/laura-loomer-donald-trump-relationship-republicans-criticism

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8y27dwgpo

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/04/who-is-laura-loomer

https://people.com/maga-activist-laura-loomer-claims-former-reporter-desk-pentagon-11860410

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/trump-laura-loomer-loomered/#google_vignette

https://abcnews.go.com/US/operate-independent-agency-laura-loomers-pressure-campaigns-reshaping/story?id=124285112

https://www.amazon.com/Loomered-Laura-Loomer/dp/1642935670

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/trump-laura-loomer-loomered/#

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/03/politics/laura-loomer-trump-white-house-briefing-room

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/national-security-daily/2025/12/24/laura-loomers-excellent-year-00706352

https://people.com/trump-reveals-laura-loomer-engagement-11871180

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/laura-loomer-engagement-who-is-the-boyfriend-president-donald-trump-makes-surprise-announcement-watch-101765952081274.html#google_vignette

https://reason.com/volokh/2025/12/04/lawyer-hijinks-in-laura-loomers-and-bill-mahers-deposition/