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How steamy is it? Sizzling

Publisher's Summary

It's been a while since Nina Statleon - ex-coffin lover, current chicken wing lover - lost her vampire mojo during a particularly brutal OOPS case. Her friends Wanda and Marty are worried. Nina clearly hasn't dealt with the emotional fallout caused by losing one's immortality. She's got issues. Big issues.

And it's time to call in the Big Gun - paranormal psychologist January Malone. Her friends will get Nina to the therapist's office, even if they have to lure her with the last bag of Cheetos in Manhattan.

Of course, the girls couldn't possibly know that Doctor Malone has an agenda. A forced agenda involving blackmail, which may just save one life while ending another. It goes against everything January, a white witch, has ever believed in, personally and professionally.

But the alternative means putting her trust in a foul-mouthed ex-vampire, her werewolf and halfsie friends, a demon, a zombie, a bear, and their assorted mates.

©2016 Dakota Cassidy (P)2016 Tantor

Critic Reviews

"Ms. Cassidy did a great job of bring back the very loveable vampire Nina.... Can't wait for the next installment in this series." (Books-n-Kisses)

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Very funny

...I was laughing with tears. I should tell at which parts of the book made me laugh the hardest but I'll just say "cat" to keep you reading...Ms Cassidy, I've read most of your books, 99.9% audio. I'm forever grateful that you chose to write this genre. Thank you for making me happy.

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Great book! One of the best ones.

Loved it and was worth the money. I love Nina and the gang. Dakota Cassidy is a great story writer.

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Love this series but...

I love this series and author, it provides a fun mindless escape to go along all of my to dos. I'm also one of those people that always wants more of the story so I only read series. And for that reason I'm surprised to say that I think the accidentals might need to becoming to an end. I could predict almost to the comma what sentence came next ... The only twist was how NinA got her fangs back and maybe if that angle was explored then maybe we can be back in business. Either way I think this is a great fun series and would love to see it in on tv!

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Amazing

I am solutely loved in my favorite book I love Nina and every thing the has to do with her absolutely a must read loved it

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OMG One of the Best Yet I save it all up this is my one review

Dakota lady you are the bomb! You’ve got Romantic Comedy locked & loaded. The story is soooo good that I tend to skip past the lustful parts to get back to what’s happening. Funny because I started reading Paranormal romance because regular fantasy writers don’t even often have there characters hook up. Not mentioning names but my x favorite author once I found that category and now the comedy.
Your characters are so awesome they all feel like they are apart of my family and friends. I laugh with them , cry with them and leap for Joy..
I am so glad that your series is apart of the Romance Package. I probably would never have found your stories or listen to them otherwise. I was rather disappointed that book 10 The Accidental Aphrodite wasn’t included. I do hope it will be soon. As well as the rest of the series. I only get one credit a month and using it on a 4 or 5 hour book if they are shorts too seems wasteful even though I absolutely love the series. Credits are very expensive..
Not sure if this should be addressed to you or Audible. I do truly hope more of your work, other series becomes available with the Romance Package. I have read several descriptions it all sounds very exciting too.
I got very lucky a friend bought some credits for me so I now have all but newest available. Just love Nina and that familiar sounds likes Nina is going to have her hands full.

Unlike others another reason that I gave you a chance was that I saw you had Hollie Jackson as a narrator. Even though she was part way though. She is one of the best narrators out there and one of my favorites. Her voices even the male voices are so great.
Truly in an audio version of a book and for some the only the see or hear, the narrator makes or breaks it.
If I hadn’t Know that Hollie was coming I probably wouldn’t have continued listening. The original narrators voice was a little grating. From hearing Hollie I have a feeling the horrible slang was all her or you changed it. Ugh! TG That was really bad. It really didn’t match the characters at all. She also had not change in her voice for the different characters. Something Hollie does so well!!!!
Disclaimer; If you look around at other reviews I have done I do proclaim the the talents of Hollie Jackson in every review I do where she is the narrator. I am in no way affiliated with her or any organization connected to her.
She is just that good. I believe in giving great reviews where deserved and hopefully constructive ideas or criticism where it’s need to.
I think Hollie deserves cudos.
Not every voice can be such a great narrator.
Especially for a picky person like me, who also has a minimal hearing loss. I don’t hear certain syllables. I also have trouble with heavy accents. Not trying to be rude. That’s just a truth. The voices really, really help me distinguish the characters. Other wise it’s just like reading I have to rewind again and again, “who said what?”
As a child I was diagnosed with ADHD that comes back haunting me on occasion and PTSD as an adult. Along with Long Term illness. To calm my nerves and help me focus on the task at hand I need these books on tape. TV noise because of the visual input no longer works. Concentrating on one thing gets my mind in the present so I can work on whatever project I’m doing.
So Thanks Audible please keep adding to the Romance Package
Dakota Thank you so much for sharing your very special talent with the world. Being able to make us laugh in good times is a gift. Being able to make us laugh when we feel really crapy is talent and a special gift. I count myself lucky that I got to share in it.
Hollie From the bottom of my heart thank you so much for sharing you voice and wonderful talent with the world and me too.

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Great Series!

I love this series. It’s great to hear about the whole gang and see how they work together. Glad Mina is back to herself plus.

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nice quickie

I have grown to love this series; it seems to me this short is a nod to deborah Harkness and my favorite trilogy ALL SOULS, which is a compliment to both authors.

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always left wanting more!

as, always...I can't wait for the next book in this series. never disappointed! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5 star

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Nina oh Nina

You really get to see a little bit of why Nina is so angry. Excellent!

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Awesome!!!

Dakota Cassidy accidental is never a dull read, always a laugh a page. I look forward to next book in the series.

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