Hide Your Crazy

KPD Motorcycle Patrol, Book 1

By: Lani Lynn Vale

Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton

Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins

Publisher's summary

"I’m kind of a lady, but definitely more of a weirdo."

Hearing the woman at the table behind him say that to her friend should’ve turned Logan Gibbs off.

It doesn’t. In all honesty, it only makes him listen harder.

He’s had enough weird in his life to last a lifetime. The last thing his complicated life needs is a woman in it who has no clue what color you get when you mix yellow and blue together.

Yet, her obvious blonde moments aren’t enough to deter him. Nor is her lack of finger-painting skills.

"I’m a cop, not a miracle worker."

Hearing the man in the group behind her say that should’ve had Katy Roberts running away as fast as her feet would carry her. Katy’s father’s a cop, and it’s hard enough to live her life with daddy trying to dictate her every move. She needs another cop in her life like she needs yet another thing to go wrong.

To add onto that, she can’t find a job, has no love life to speak of, and has to be the oldest known virgin in Kilgore, Texas.

Yet, when she sees his painting - a painting that resembles a piece of the male anatomy more than the lighthouse they were supposed to be painting - she knows that she has to give him a chance.

The very last thing the two of them expect is for her father and his boss to force them to marry after an eensy-weensy accident. An accident that, surprisingly, both of them want.

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And it’s a crazy book

This is my first book from this author and it is some ride. I really liked it and the narration was awesome as well. Erin is so good. Thanks for the book

A CUTE STORY & A GREAT START TO A NEW SERIES

I sadly missed the KPD Swat books which is about the parents of the characters in this new Motorcycle Patrol series but, after this very enjoyable story, I’ll be checking the Swat team out soon. This dual POV story packed so much into its five and a half hours.. a flash fire of first meetings, a stilling of waters as respect and attraction built, some storm clouds and drama caused by crazy exes.. and through it all, walls were crumbling, bonds were being forged and a beautiful love was blooming. Add in your woman’s protective Dad who is actually your Captain and he doesn’t like you, a much too tight clingy Motorcycle Patrol uniform showing.. no not showing ‘highlighting’, every single ridge, muscle and more, a bad case of PTSD and a neighbor that sleepwalks.. so there’s no wonder poor Logan paces the floor at night.

Worth a credit? Great chemistry, good story, barbed banter, humor and brilliant narration.. so yes, IMO, definitely creditworthy.

sorry teddy

I love listening to Erin Mallon. Her voice,and inflection draw me into the story and hold me there like I'm right in the room. Unfortunately, Teddy is not nearly as captivating and I can not get through a chapter listening to him. He ruins the whole story. It would be wonderful if Erin read both parts, that's how good she is. I couldn't finish this having to listen to Teddy. He reads like a middle school student, no thought to punctuation, tone, it's just blah blah blah.

Bruno no, no, no"

"We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no !
we don't talk about Bruno... but

It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky

Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
Thunder!!
You telling this story, or am I ?
I'm sorry, my Katy, go on

Bruno says " I'm sorry your package was not picked up would you like to make a complained about any thing and I make it go away "

The kids of KPD SWAT are now grownups!

This series brings us the now grown kids of the men of KPD SWAT! This is Katie Roberts story...yes, little Katie, Luke’s daughter. While you do not have to read the SWAT series, it is more enjoyable to know the ‘older’ characters. Follow Katie as she finds herself and love with Motorcycle cop, Logan Gibbs. Of course there is some drama with exes! Excellent performance by the narration team.

cute

cute story. never particularly cared for Erin mallon but teddy Hamilton is great. liked that these were average people but mostly real problems, easier to relate to.

I liked it alot!! 🔥

It was good and the characters are good, too. Logan and Katie are good together plus it was good that the og characters are in this and but now it is their kiddos that are going through stuff and thangs before they get their happily ever after.

Worth a listen

I really enjoyed this book! There was a lot more humor in it than I was expecting although it is mixed with some dangerous and dark undertones. But overall this was a quick and enjoyable listen and a very strong start to a new series.

Hide Your Crazy

Well, little Katy Roberts has grown up; she made some mistakes, thinking it was the right one. She learned the hard way, but she had her family standing behind her. With Logan, ready to do anything for her, she's in happy land. Author Lani Lynn Vale did amazing as well as the narrators.

Logan and Katy

I loved how sweet, attentive, and patient Logan was with Katy, and that Katy returned those sentiments. Both of them had bad experiences with relationships but what they find with one another is an amazing friendship that has the possibility of being a beautiful life together. I loved every thing about this book especially Mr. Teddy Hamilton and Erin Mallon narrating this amazing story.