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Hide Your Crazy

KPD Motorcycle Patrol, Book 1
Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton
Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
Categories: Romance, Suspense
4.5 out of 5 stars (189 ratings)

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"I’m kind of a lady, but definitely more of a weirdo."
 

Hearing the woman at the table behind him say that to her friend should’ve turned Logan Gibbs off.
 

It doesn’t. In all honesty, it only makes him listen harder.
 

He’s had enough weird in his life to last a lifetime. The last thing his complicated life needs is a woman in it who has no clue what color you get when you mix yellow and blue together.
 

Yet, her obvious blonde moments aren’t enough to deter him. Nor is her lack of finger-painting skills.
 

"I’m a cop, not a miracle worker."
 

Hearing the man in the group behind her say that should’ve had Katy Roberts running away as fast as her feet would carry her. Katy’s father’s a cop, and it’s hard enough to live her life with daddy trying to dictate her every move. She needs another cop in her life like she needs yet another thing to go wrong.
 

To add onto that, she can’t find a job, has no love life to speak of, and has to be the oldest known virgin in Kilgore, Texas.
 

Yet, when she sees his painting - a painting that resembles a piece of the male anatomy more than the lighthouse they were supposed to be painting - she knows that she has to give him a chance.
 

The very last thing the two of them expect is for her father and his boss to force them to marry after an eensy-weensy accident. An accident that, surprisingly, both of them want.

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A CUTE STORY & A GREAT START TO A NEW SERIES

I sadly missed the KPD Swat books which is about the parents of the characters in this new Motorcycle Patrol series but, after this very enjoyable story, I’ll be checking the Swat team out soon. This dual POV story packed so much into its five and a half hours.. a flash fire of first meetings, a stilling of waters as respect and attraction built, some storm clouds and drama caused by crazy exes.. and through it all, walls were crumbling, bonds were being forged and a beautiful love was blooming. Add in your woman’s protective Dad who is actually your Captain and he doesn’t like you, a much too tight clingy Motorcycle Patrol uniform showing.. no not showing ‘highlighting’, every single ridge, muscle and more, a bad case of PTSD and a neighbor that sleepwalks.. so there’s no wonder poor Logan paces the floor at night.

Worth a credit? Great chemistry, good story, barbed banter, humor and brilliant narration.. so yes, IMO, definitely creditworthy.

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Ugh

There aren’t enough words to describe how obnoxiously awful this book is. Dialogue offensive—and I am far from being easily offended, the male narrator is too annoying to listen to, and the story line is beyond pedantic. Bought this because Erin Mallon was co-narrator, but not even she could save this mess.

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I liked it alot!! 🔥

It was good and the characters are good, too. Logan and Katie are good together plus it was good that the og characters are in this and but now it is their kiddos that are going through stuff and thangs before they get their happily ever after.

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It was fine

The story went by quick enough and the narrators were great, but I found the content a little lacking. The stalker/villain of the story gets away with his crimes and everything is just fine after some crazy events. It's a big suspension of disbelief.

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Great !!!!!!

This was without the a doubt a great listen !! Full story and nice plot with just enough crazy

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LOVED IT!!

I absolutely loved this book!!! It was soooooo good!!! Great narrators and story!!!! Must read!!!!

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The kids of KPD SWAT are now grownups!

This series brings us the now grown kids of the men of KPD SWAT! This is Katie Roberts story...yes, little Katie, Luke’s daughter. While you do not have to read the SWAT series, it is more enjoyable to know the ‘older’ characters. Follow Katie as she finds herself and love with Motorcycle cop, Logan Gibbs. Of course there is some drama with exes! Excellent performance by the narration team.

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Love this story!

I’ve enjoyed many books by this author and this one was no exception, especially since it was narrated by two of my favorites!

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Omfg

I totally going to love this series so much!! I cant wait until the next book r available on adible!! Please hurry I need more books in this series!!

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Worth a credit or cash!

Love Love Love this book and can't wait for the next installment. This book has everything, Humour, intrigue, HEA, and a great backstory. The hero and heroine are perfectly imperfect.