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Plagued by nightmares of torture and intense violence, a writer suffering from trauma-induced memory loss seeks to solve the mystery of his missing past. The only clue is a single page of an unfinished manuscript found in an old manual typewriter, in a fleabag motel, in a small West Virginian town called Luntville. It is here that the writer will seek answers, believing that if he finishes the book he was writing, his memories will return.
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1 out of 5 stars
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why did I finish it?
- By Alice Bride on 03-13-24
By: Edward Lee
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Pages Torn from a Travel Journal
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
It's a hot day in Virginia during the Great Depression, when a bus breaks down on a lonely backwoods road. The passengers are told the repairs will take till tomorrow, so... What will they do tonight? Good fortune strikes! Just down the road, there's a carnival! The last man off is a writer and sightseer from Rhode Island, a man named Howard Phillips Lovecraft...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another delightful journey through Luntville
- By Onuk on 12-24-23
By: Edward Lee
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Bighead
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Kai Schulz
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Nachdem sein Großvater gestorben ist, sitzt Bighead ganz alleine in der Hütte irgendwo im tiefen Wald von Virginia. Als das letzte Fleisch verzehrt ist, treibt ihn der Hunger hinaus in die "Welt da draußen", von der er bisher nur von seinem Opa gehört hat... Wer oder was ist der Bighead? Wieso hat er einen Kopf so groß wie eine Wassermelone? Ist er ein mutierter Psychopath? Was er auch immer ist, Bighead ist unterwegs und hinterlässt eine Spur aus Blut und Grauen.
By: Edward Lee
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The Chosen
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Kathleen King
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Restaurant manager Vera Abbot has come to The Inn to embark on the job of her dreams. But from the day she arrives, her dream turns into a harrowing nightmare. She hears strange footsteps, sees faceless figures in the dead of night…and is tormented by erotic dreams in which a hideous stranger makes love to her. The past never dies. It only sleeps, waiting to unleash a new cycle of bloodshed and terror. For The Inn is a breeding ground for unspeakable atrocities.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another gem by Ed Lee
- By Onuk on 02-06-24
By: Edward Lee
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The Bighead
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Michael T. Bradley
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4 out of 5 stars 139
Rape. Murder. Brain-eating. Never before has a work of fiction dared to delve so deeply into the realms of perversion, sexual dementia, and bad taste. Who is he? What is he? An inbred homicidal pervert? A supernatural psychopath? Who or whatever he is, he's on a roll now, raging out of the Virginia backwoods and leaving in his wake a trail of blood, guts, and disgust far beyond the limits of your reckoning.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cool book
- By Adam Germann on 10-20-18
By: Edward Lee
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In the Year of Our Lord: 2202
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Sometime between the years of AD 81 and AD 96, a persecuted Christian called John the Divine went to the Greek island of Patmos and wrote the Book of Revelation. Theologians and scholars to this day do not know if this author was also St. John the Apostle, personal friend of Jesus Christ. However, detractors and the devout alike all agree that the product of “John’s” pen has demonstrated itself as one of the most mysterious books ever written.
By: Edward Lee
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White Trash Gothic
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4 out of 5 stars 23
Plagued by nightmares of torture and intense violence, a writer suffering from trauma-induced memory loss seeks to solve the mystery of his missing past. The only clue is a single page of an unfinished manuscript found in an old manual typewriter, in a fleabag motel, in a small West Virginian town called Luntville. It is here that the writer will seek answers, believing that if he finishes the book he was writing, his memories will return.
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1 out of 5 stars
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why did I finish it?
- By Alice Bride on 03-13-24
By: Edward Lee
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Pages Torn from a Travel Journal
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
It's a hot day in Virginia during the Great Depression, when a bus breaks down on a lonely backwoods road. The passengers are told the repairs will take till tomorrow, so... What will they do tonight? Good fortune strikes! Just down the road, there's a carnival! The last man off is a writer and sightseer from Rhode Island, a man named Howard Phillips Lovecraft...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another delightful journey through Luntville
- By Onuk on 12-24-23
By: Edward Lee
-
Bighead
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Kai Schulz
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Nachdem sein Großvater gestorben ist, sitzt Bighead ganz alleine in der Hütte irgendwo im tiefen Wald von Virginia. Als das letzte Fleisch verzehrt ist, treibt ihn der Hunger hinaus in die "Welt da draußen", von der er bisher nur von seinem Opa gehört hat... Wer oder was ist der Bighead? Wieso hat er einen Kopf so groß wie eine Wassermelone? Ist er ein mutierter Psychopath? Was er auch immer ist, Bighead ist unterwegs und hinterlässt eine Spur aus Blut und Grauen.
By: Edward Lee
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The Chosen
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Kathleen King
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Restaurant manager Vera Abbot has come to The Inn to embark on the job of her dreams. But from the day she arrives, her dream turns into a harrowing nightmare. She hears strange footsteps, sees faceless figures in the dead of night…and is tormented by erotic dreams in which a hideous stranger makes love to her. The past never dies. It only sleeps, waiting to unleash a new cycle of bloodshed and terror. For The Inn is a breeding ground for unspeakable atrocities.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another gem by Ed Lee
- By Onuk on 02-06-24
By: Edward Lee
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The Bighead
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Michael T. Bradley
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4 out of 5 stars 139
Rape. Murder. Brain-eating. Never before has a work of fiction dared to delve so deeply into the realms of perversion, sexual dementia, and bad taste. Who is he? What is he? An inbred homicidal pervert? A supernatural psychopath? Who or whatever he is, he's on a roll now, raging out of the Virginia backwoods and leaving in his wake a trail of blood, guts, and disgust far beyond the limits of your reckoning.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cool book
- By Adam Germann on 10-20-18
By: Edward Lee
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In the Year of Our Lord: 2202
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Sometime between the years of AD 81 and AD 96, a persecuted Christian called John the Divine went to the Greek island of Patmos and wrote the Book of Revelation. Theologians and scholars to this day do not know if this author was also St. John the Apostle, personal friend of Jesus Christ. However, detractors and the devout alike all agree that the product of “John’s” pen has demonstrated itself as one of the most mysterious books ever written.
By: Edward Lee
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- Anonymous User
- 11-27-23
Awesome short story
Thanks ed for the best xxxmas ever! Lee is by far my favorite author in the land of the dead! I love all of his work and this cute little buttoned up book was fun
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