Her Cherry

Objects of Attraction Series, Book 2

De: Penelope Bloom

Narrado por: C. J. Bloom, Alexander Cendese

How'd I meet her? Well, a gentleman never brags. Thankfully, I'm no gentleman. First, I paid for her cherry (pie, but that's not the point). Next, I deflowered her. After that? I left my business card and walked out like I owned the place. Yeah, you could say we hit it off.

Hailey: How did I meet William? He walked into my bakery, bought a cherry pie, stole a vase of flowers - I still have no idea what he wanted with them - and left his business card. Before I say what I did with the business card, I should clarify something: William couldn't have walked into my life at a worse time. My bakery was failing. My creepy ex refused to leave me alone. Oh, and I was a 25-year-old virgin, a fact my friends refused to stop hassling me about.

William was stupid hot, the kind of hot that makes women do stupid things. The kind of hot that made me think crazy things. So I called him. Maybe it was against my better judgment. Maybe I was stepping into a disaster waiting to happen. I knew I was in trouble when he chuckled in that deep, sexy voice of his over the phone and said, "I'm still craving your cherry. Do you deliver?"

Contains mature themes.

©2018 Penelope Bloom (P)2019 Tantor

Funny too!

Pristine writing for getting you hooked. sexy and funny! Great read. :) I’m excited to read the rest of her novels.

I love William. fav

I was crying from laughing so hard at one point. There are corny lines, horrible (read as hilarious) innuendos, and a perfect smut to plot ratio.

This is my favorite so far

it is a quick list. He has her cherry pie and wanted more. It's more of an instalove. I love the humor

Funny!

This series is very witty and funny! It’s an easy listen and the performers fit the perfectly!

Laugh til you cry!

OMG... I loved the first book in this series, His Banana, so didn’t hesitate when it was over to buy Her Cherry. The dialogue was so genius, that I laughed til my stomach cramped and I had tears rolling down my cheeks... and the narration NAILED it into place as one of my all time favorites! Bring on #3!

Love

This is the funniest book I have ever listened to! Love! Great job narrators! I love William and Grammy.

Definately recommend!

Great story romantic, entertaining and ridiculously funny!! All are endearing characters...and worth a reread (listen).

very good

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narrator was great.

love these characters!!

loved this book! the characters were hilarious, and fun! cant wait for the next book.

He’s insufferable … and I loved him for it

I would hate this guy on real life.
He’s a childish, entitled, skirt chaser who goes after her specifically to pop her cherry.

But the comedy is so strong that I forgave William all his sins and embraced the insanity.
Think of William like Joey on Friends … except as a billionaire. Or, think of Robert Downey Jr’s Tony Stark, who I couldn’t stand at first … but bawled like a baby when died in Avengers. William’s joyful exuberance, use of pranks to draw people out, and kleptomania turned what would have been toxic in real life into wacky, wonderful fun.

Hailey, meanwhile was the most put together virgin I’ve seen in a while, which made the trope easier to take. That, and the constant jokes about popping her cherry. This was exactly my kind of naughty novella. If only this had been delivered with duet narration (avoiding Mr. Cendese’s horrid female voicing),
this would have been quippy, quickie perfection.