I Can Barely Take Care of Myself

Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids

De: Jen Kirkman

Narrado por: Jen Kirkman

"You'll change your mind."

That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control. Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Jen's stand-up routine includes lots of jokes about not having kids (and some about masturbation and Johnny Depp), after which complete strangers constantly approach her and ask, "But who will take care of you when you're old?" (Servants!) Some insist, "You'd be such a great mom!" (Really? You know me so well!)

Whether living rent-free in her childhood bedroom while trying to break into comedy (the best free birth control around, she says), or taking the stage at major clubs and joining a hit TV show - and along the way getting married, divorced, and attending excruciating afternoon birthday parties for her parent friends - Jen is completely happy and fulfilled by her decision not to procreate.

I Can Barely Take Care of Myself is a beacon of hilarious hope for anyone whose major life decisions have been questioned by friends, family, and strangers in a comedy club bathroom. And it should satisfy everyone who wonders if Jen will ever know true love without looking into the eyes of her child.

©2013 Jen Kirkman (P)2013 Tantor

Reseñas de la Crítica

"Jen Kirkman has written an excellent - and very funny - guide to promote not having children. Thanks girl, for saving me the time." (Chelsea Handler)

So honest and true

I'm a 40 year old child free woman who sometimes felt bad about my choice because I am always questioned about it. Stupid questions I must add. After listening to this book I feel 100% confident with my decision not to have a child knowing I am not alone. Thank you Jen for speaking up for us. Everything you say is so true.

the other reviewer is dumb

Jen Kirkman is brilliant and hilarious. I was so glad to find out she was narrating her own audiobook because I knew it would be excellent. Her stories on the Pod F. Tompkast and her comedy act are always incredibly entertaining. Buy it!

Hillarious and totally honest

What about Jen Kirkman’s performance did you like?

I think having the author read the book was the best way to go. She brings the text to life and is downright hilarious.

Any additional comments?

I love this book. I'm child-free by choice and she hits on so many issues that I've had to deal with, like people just knowing that you're going to change your mind even though you've been saying you don't want kids since you were 11. It was very refreshing to listen to someone else who thinks the same things I do. Thanks for this book, Jen!

okay

As expected it was an entertaining read with funny bits, but there was also a lot of anger, cynicism and sadness from the author. although the title reads "a happy life without kids" Jen seems really upset in most of the stories! I won't read it again, although it did get the point across.

So so...too much repetition, so don't have kids?!

Not even much to say I "couldn't" have kids and wanted them, so probably not the person to be asking but to make such a huge deal out of not wanting them, doesn't make for a GREAT book in my opinion.

It's good.But she's a little angry, understandably

I like this book but I don't see this becoming one in my regular rotation. I completely understand how she feels and it's not fair that people want to press on you their expectations. But their places in the book where it crosses the line from being essays to just being pissed off. Those parts are a little less enjoyable in my opinion.

Funny and well written

Great storytelling in this hilarious book narrated by the author. Jen Kirkman is a funny comedian and outstanding writer

just okay

This is material I can 100% relate to. the book felt redundant and could have been kept to a 4-minute conversation. I was disappointed.

Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny

I don't think parents will enjoy this book very much. As a adult that has chosen NOT to have children I enjoyed Jen's take on being purposefully childless. Everything she said was spot on. I love her on Chelsey Lately so I was not surprised I like the book. As my title says, I never fell down laughing or busted my gut laughing, but there were quite a few chuckles in this on.

thank you.

What about Jen Kirkman’s performance did you like?

Her honesty.

Any additional comments?

I appreciate that someone is talking about what it is like to be childfree by choice.