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Longtime contributor to the Hellboy mythos Christopher Golden brings together a crew of luminaries including Joe R. Lansdale and China Miéville, cross-genre sensation Barbara Hambly, celebrated mystery writer Ken Bruen, best-selling science-fiction and fantasy novelist Tad Williams, and a bevy of other skilled storytellers eager to spin a tale or two about the world's greatest paranormal detective. Some of the biggest names in horror, mystery, and fantasy come together to pay homage to Mike Mignola's Hellboy!
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could go with more authors that know Source materi
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Fun but Pretentious
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Twenty-one years after they were driven apart by circumstances beyond their control, two former lovers have a chance encounter on a Manhattan street. What follows is a tense, suspenseful exploration of the many facets of enduring love. Told from alternating points of view through time, If I Forget You tells the story of Henry Gold, a poet whose rise from poverty embodies the American dream, and Margot Fuller, the daughter of a prominent, wealthy family, and their unlikely, star-crossed love affair.
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Good, but not great.
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Good Insight
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Using a cutting-edge technology called DHI - which stands for both Disney Host Interactive and Daylight Hologram Imaging - Finn Whitman, an Orlando teen, and four other kids are transformed into hologram projections that guide guests through the park. The new technology turns out, however, to have unexpected effects that are both thrilling and scary. Soon Finn finds himself transported in his DHI form into the Magic Kingdom at night. Is it real? Is he dreaming? Finn’s confusion only increases when he encounters Wayne, an elderly Imagineer who tells him that the park is in grave danger.
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Awful narration
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- Daniel ZEHE
- 10-30-23
Amazing! Bukowski-esque!
Loved this book! The thoughts are hilarious and thought provoking, and there are so many titillating factoid nuggets, like how random things came to be or random people who died, and how they died. It’s a plethora of little elements, and classic stand-up “callbacks” laced throughout that made me really enjoy this book.
Harold’s thoughts and nonsensical meanderings are EXACTLY what it’s like to be a young boy, and Wright adds humor and emotion to a simple scene, that we’ve all experienced. Sitting in class all day, escaping the monotony and wandering into our weird brains until “after 13.8 billion years and the 3 o’clock bell, the school day ended.”
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- Becca B
- 06-18-24
Love Steve Wright, didn’t love this
I really love Steven Wright’s stand-up. This book had funny moments, but it was boring overall. The story was hard to follow, mostly because it was stream of consciousness.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-07-23
Unique and interesting
One of a kind enjoyable book. At first I thought it was just an odd intro to the book but it wasn’t. It was odd and captivating from beginning to end.
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- Kevin S
- 05-18-23
So original, like nothing I've ever read A+++++
Unbelievable view into the mind of Steven Wright. I have been a fan for many years, and this book just makes me more of a fan. The story of what goes through 7 year old 3rd grader Harold is gold. Many good jokes and one liners had me laughing out loud with my headphones on, got some weird looks from family members.
Steven is genius level and its just fun to listen to him think. If I missed a second I rewound so I could keep up with the story. Lot of good life tips in it as well. I will have my kids listen, 18 and 21, hopefully they will not waste their precious time. Thanks Steven, loved it. Rogan podcast was good too, thats how I found out about the book.
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- Ethan W.
- 07-26-23
Taking a trip through a surrealist comic's mind
Loved it. Been a fan of Steven Wright's comedy for a long time and have always admired how strange and interesting his brain is. He makes connections and puts things in ways I've never heard before. One of a kind! Now this book feels like being transported into his thought process at length. If you enjoy his stand-up at all, do yourself a favor and pick this up
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- Kenny
- 07-21-23
Steven Wright is a truly a treat
Amazing read and too funny to put down. Steven has one of the best narrations I’ve ever heard.
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- Christopher Rydberg
- 02-21-24
Love Wright’s Comedy
This is Wright’s comedy in a narrative format. It’s silly, offbeat and unique. His fans should check it out. Others should check his comedy first.
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- Paul
- 07-09-24
strange and enjoyable
This is only a bit more bizarre than I expected. For Wright fans and enjoyers of very unusual stories, this should fit the bill.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-26-23
And an illustrated book about birds.
This was so funny to me, Steven's narration and delivery is just so enjoyable to listen to. I've always loved this guy. I think Boston comedians are the funniest in the country, maybe because I'm from Boston. I'm also a Steven. I recommended this to my buddy, who apparently met him one day while working, I can't even imagine how funny he is in person !
This was a definite great listen !
"She smelled like a green crayon."
I laughed all the way through this and will never look at a bird the same way again !
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- 10-24-23
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