
Processed Cheese
A Novel
No se pudo agregar al carrito
Add to Cart failed.
Error al Agregar a Lista de Deseos.
Error al eliminar de la lista de deseos.
Error al añadir a tu biblioteca
Error al seguir el podcast
Error al dejar de seguir el podcast
$0.99/mes por los primeros 3 meses

Compra ahora por $24.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrado por:
-
Robert Petkoff
-
De:
-
Stephen Wright
Acerca de esta escucha
From an "astonishing" writer (Toni Morrison), the savagely funny story of a couple who unexpectedly come into some money in a wealth-obsessed America deranged by Mammon.
A bag of money drops out of the sky, literally, into the path of a cash-starved citizen named Graveyard. He carries it home to his wife, Ambience, and they embark on the adventure of their lives, finally able to have everything they've always thought they deserved: cars, guns, games, jewels, clothes - and of course sex, travel, and time with friends and family. There is no limit except their imagination and the hours in the day, and even those seem to be subject to their control. Of course, the owner of the bag is searching for it, and will do whatever is necessary to get it back. And, of course, these new riches change everything - and nothing at all.
Darkly hilarious, Processed Cheese is both satire and serious as death. It's a road novel, a family story, and a last-girl-standing thriller of once-in-a-generation vitality and inventiveness. With the clarity of a Swift or a Melville, Wright has created a funhouse-mirror drama that puts all the chips on the table and every bullet in the clip, down to the last breathtaking moment.
©2020 Stephen Wright (P)2020 Hachette AudioLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
-
Meditations in Green
- De: Stephen Wright
- Narrado por: Will Collyer
- Duración: 12 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Deployed to Vietnam with the US Army's 1069 Intelligence Group, Spec. 4 James Griffin starts out clear-eyed and hardworking, believing he can glide through the war unharmed. But the kaleidoscope of horrors he experiences gets inside him relentlessly. He gradually collapses and ends up unstrung, in step with the exploding hell around him and waiting for the cataclysm that will bring him home, dead or not. Griffin survives, but back in the US, his battles intensify. Beset by addiction, he takes up meditating on household plants and attempts to adjust to civilian life.
De: Stephen Wright
-
Fools Crow
- De: James Welch, Thomas McGuane
- Narrado por: Darrell Dennis
- Duración: 14 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
The year is 1870, and Fool's Crow, so called after he killed the chief of the Crows during a raid, has a vision at the annual Sun Dance ceremony. The young warrior sees the end of the Indian way of life and the choice that must be made: resistance or humiliating accommodation.
-
-
Great book
- De matt en 06-26-21
De: James Welch, y otros
-
Billy Summers
- De: Stephen King
- Narrado por: Paul Sparks
- Duración: 16 h y 57 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Billy Summers is a man in a room with a gun. He’s a killer for hire and the best in the business. But he’ll do the job only if the target is a truly bad guy. And now Billy wants out. But first there is one last hit. Billy is among the best snipers in the world, a decorated Iraq war vet, a Houdini when it comes to vanishing after the job is done. So what could possibly go wrong?
-
-
Absolutely amazing
- De Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com en 08-03-21
De: Stephen King
-
The Best of Me
- De: David Sedaris
- Narrado por: David Sedaris
- Duración: 13 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
For more than 25 years, David Sedaris has been carving out a unique literary space, virtually creating his own genre. A Sedaris story may seem confessional, but is also highly attuned to the world outside. It opens our eyes to what is at absurd and moving about our daily existence. And it is almost impossible to listen without laughing.
-
-
Almost No New Material
- De Lizardectomy en 11-05-20
De: David Sedaris
-
The Institute
- A Novel
- De: Stephen King
- Narrado por: Santino Fontana
- Duración: 18 h y 59 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis' parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there's no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents - telekinesis and telepathy - who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and 10-year-old Avery Dixon.
-
-
I really wanted to like this novel.. but..
- De Wendi en 09-21-19
De: Stephen King
-
The Lost
- De: Jack Ketchum
- Narrado por: Conner Goff
- Duración: 9 h y 23 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
It was the summer of 1965. Ray, Tim, and Jennifer were just three teenage friends hanging out in the campgrounds, drinking a little. But Tim and Jennifer didn't know what their friend Ray had in mind. And if they'd known, they wouldn't have thought he was serious. Then they saw what he did to the two girls at the neighboring campsite - and knew he was dead serious...Ray figured he was in the clear. Tim and Jennifer thought the worst was behind them, that the horrors were all in the past. They were wrong. The worst was yet to come.
-
-
Disappointing story
- De Ed en 08-11-19
De: Jack Ketchum
-
Meditations in Green
- De: Stephen Wright
- Narrado por: Will Collyer
- Duración: 12 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Deployed to Vietnam with the US Army's 1069 Intelligence Group, Spec. 4 James Griffin starts out clear-eyed and hardworking, believing he can glide through the war unharmed. But the kaleidoscope of horrors he experiences gets inside him relentlessly. He gradually collapses and ends up unstrung, in step with the exploding hell around him and waiting for the cataclysm that will bring him home, dead or not. Griffin survives, but back in the US, his battles intensify. Beset by addiction, he takes up meditating on household plants and attempts to adjust to civilian life.
De: Stephen Wright
-
Fools Crow
- De: James Welch, Thomas McGuane
- Narrado por: Darrell Dennis
- Duración: 14 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
The year is 1870, and Fool's Crow, so called after he killed the chief of the Crows during a raid, has a vision at the annual Sun Dance ceremony. The young warrior sees the end of the Indian way of life and the choice that must be made: resistance or humiliating accommodation.
-
-
Great book
- De matt en 06-26-21
De: James Welch, y otros
-
Billy Summers
- De: Stephen King
- Narrado por: Paul Sparks
- Duración: 16 h y 57 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Billy Summers is a man in a room with a gun. He’s a killer for hire and the best in the business. But he’ll do the job only if the target is a truly bad guy. And now Billy wants out. But first there is one last hit. Billy is among the best snipers in the world, a decorated Iraq war vet, a Houdini when it comes to vanishing after the job is done. So what could possibly go wrong?
-
-
Absolutely amazing
- De Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com en 08-03-21
De: Stephen King
-
The Best of Me
- De: David Sedaris
- Narrado por: David Sedaris
- Duración: 13 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
For more than 25 years, David Sedaris has been carving out a unique literary space, virtually creating his own genre. A Sedaris story may seem confessional, but is also highly attuned to the world outside. It opens our eyes to what is at absurd and moving about our daily existence. And it is almost impossible to listen without laughing.
-
-
Almost No New Material
- De Lizardectomy en 11-05-20
De: David Sedaris
-
The Institute
- A Novel
- De: Stephen King
- Narrado por: Santino Fontana
- Duración: 18 h y 59 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis' parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there's no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents - telekinesis and telepathy - who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and 10-year-old Avery Dixon.
-
-
I really wanted to like this novel.. but..
- De Wendi en 09-21-19
De: Stephen King
-
The Lost
- De: Jack Ketchum
- Narrado por: Conner Goff
- Duración: 9 h y 23 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
It was the summer of 1965. Ray, Tim, and Jennifer were just three teenage friends hanging out in the campgrounds, drinking a little. But Tim and Jennifer didn't know what their friend Ray had in mind. And if they'd known, they wouldn't have thought he was serious. Then they saw what he did to the two girls at the neighboring campsite - and knew he was dead serious...Ray figured he was in the clear. Tim and Jennifer thought the worst was behind them, that the horrors were all in the past. They were wrong. The worst was yet to come.
-
-
Disappointing story
- De Ed en 08-11-19
De: Jack Ketchum
-
Later
- De: Stephen King
- Narrado por: Seth Numrich
- Duración: 6 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
The son of a struggling single mother, Jamie Conklin just wants an ordinary childhood. But Jamie is no ordinary child. Born with an unnatural ability his mom urges him to keep secret, Jamie can see what no one else can see and learn what no one else can learn. But the cost of using this ability is higher than Jamie can imagine—as he discovers when an NYPD detective draws him into the pursuit of a killer who has threatened to strike from beyond the grave.
-
-
Another amazing story
- De Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com en 03-02-21
De: Stephen King
-
Little Secrets
- A Novel
- De: Jennifer Hillier
- Narrado por: Kirsten Potter
- Duración: 10 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Marin had the perfect life. Married to her college sweetheart, she owns a chain of upscale hair salons, and Derek runs his own company. They're admired in their community and are a loving family—until their world falls apart the day their son, Sebastian, is taken. A year later, Marin is a shadow of herself. The FBI search has gone cold. The publicity has faded. She and her husband rarely speak. She hires a PI to pick up where the police left off, but instead of finding Sebastian, she learns that Derek is having an affair with a younger woman.
-
-
I would like my 6-7 hours back?
- De Leslie en 04-26-20
De: Jennifer Hillier
-
The Lager Queen of Minnesota
- A Novel
- De: J. Ryan Stradal
- Narrado por: Judith Ivey
- Duración: 11 h y 13 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Two sisters, one farm. A family is split when their father leaves their shared inheritance entirely to Helen, his younger daughter. Despite baking award-winning pies at the local nursing home, her older sister, Edith, struggles to make what most people would call a living. So she can't help wondering what her life would have been like with even a portion of the farm money her sister kept for herself.
-
-
Best audiobook ever
- De KayMac en 09-02-19
De: J. Ryan Stradal
-
Bluff
- De: Michael Kardos
- Narrado por: Julia Whelan
- Duración: 7 h y 30 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
At 27, magician Natalie Webb is already a has-been. Shunned by the magic world after a disastrous liaison with an older magician, she now lives alone with her pigeons and a pile of overdue bills in a New Jersey apartment. In a desperate ploy to make extra cash, she follows up on an old offer to write a feature magazine article - on the art of cheating at cards. In the process, Natalie is dazzled by a poker cheat's sleight of hand and soon finds herself facing a proposition - to help pull off a $1.5 million magic trick that, if done successfully, no one will ever even suspect happened.
-
-
I can't say enough about this book!
- De shelley en 04-05-18
De: Michael Kardos
-
A Cool Breeze on the Underground
- De: Don Winslow
- Narrado por: Joe Barrett
- Duración: 9 h y 52 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Neal Carey is not your usual private eye. A graduate student at Columbia University, he grew up on the streets of New York, usually on the wrong side of the law. Then he met a P.I. who introduced him to the Bank, an exclusive institution with a sideline in keeping its wealthy clients happy and out of trouble. They pay Neal's college tuition, and Neal gets an education that can't be found in any textbook, from learning how to trail a suspect to mastering the proper way to search a room. Now it's payback time.
-
-
A Great Read
- De Cody en 05-18-15
De: Don Winslow
-
No One Will Miss Her
- A Novel
- De: Kat Rosenfield
- Narrado por: Cassandra Campbell, Sophie Amoss, Chris Andrew Ciulla
- Duración: 9 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
On a beautiful October morning in rural Maine, a homicide investigator from the state police pulls into the hard-luck town of Copper Falls. The local junkyard is burning, and the town pariah Lizzie Oullette is dead - with her husband, Dwayne, nowhere to be found.
-
-
Resourceful protagonist...
- De shelley en 10-15-21
De: Kat Rosenfield
-
Find You First
- A Novel
- De: Linwood Barclay
- Narrado por: George Newbern
- Duración: 11 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Tech millionaire Miles Cookson has more money than he can ever spend and everything he could dream of - except time. He has recently been diagnosed with a terminal illness, and there is a 50 percent chance that it can be passed on to the next generation. For Miles, this means taking a long hard look at his past. Two decades ago, a young, struggling Miles was a sperm donor. Somewhere out there, he has kids - nine of them. And they might be about to inherit both the good and the bad from him - maybe his fortune, or maybe something much worse.
-
-
Always a solid story from Lynwood Barclay...
- De shelley en 05-06-21
De: Linwood Barclay
-
Middle Falls Time Travel Omnibus
- Middle Falls Time Travel, Books 1-3
- De: Shawn Inmon
- Narrado por: Johnny Heller, Johnathan McClain, James Patrick Cronin
- Duración: 21 h y 42 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Contains three complete, novel-length audiobooks in the Middle Falls Time Travel series.
-
-
Too much animal torture.
- De Mary D en 10-02-20
De: Shawn Inmon
-
Witches of Wimberley Books 1-3
- De: Victoria Danann
- Narrado por: Madison Niederhauser
- Duración: 13 h y 33 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Romance that is destiny laced, fantasy infused, and dressed in a little night magic. If he leaves, he can never come back. But is he dumb enough to get in his car and drive away anyhow? New York Times best-selling author, Victoria Danann, begins a sizzling new series about an enclave of modern day witches who are sexy, philanthropic and living in the Texas Hill Country. They're selfless to a fault when it comes to generosity, but when it comes to the men they choose for themselves, they don't settle for anything less than the best.
-
-
First-person Male looser point of view
- De AvidReader en 03-14-21
De: Victoria Danann
-
Sway
- De: Matthew John Bocchi
- Narrado por: Timothy Andrés Pabon
- Duración: 7 h y 25 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
After his father died on 9/11 in the World Trade Center, nine-year-old Matthew John Bocchi began an obsessive quest to find out exactly how he died. He researched video tapes, pictures, blogs, anything that could potentially answer the question looming in his mind: Was his father one of the jumpers? In the first memoir told by a child of 9/11, Matt intimately delves into the psychological and emotional torment that ensued after his father's death.
-
-
Unbelievable courage after destruction
- De DBC3Mom en 09-10-20
-
50 Acts of Kindness
- De: Ellyn Oaksmith
- Narrado por: Wendy Rich Stetson
- Duración: 10 h y 37 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
Being overly kind isn't in Kylie Harrow's nature. This has never been more evident than when Kylie vents her frustrations to an innocent employee - and the whole scene is posted online, tanking her career and earning her the dubious distinction of "world's worst boss". But when she flees home to the South, Kylie finds her childhood home has changed. The high school quarterback is now the hot and handsome sheriff. Her mother has turned her home into a nudist colony.
-
-
Totally crazy and entertaining fun
- De J and M en 05-29-16
De: Ellyn Oaksmith
-
Catch Us When We Fall
- A Novel
- De: Juliette Fay
- Narrado por: Piper Goodeve
- Duración: 12 h y 51 m
- Versión completa
-
General
-
Narración:
-
Historia
On her own since the age of 18, Cass Macklin dated brilliant, troubled Ben McGreavy, convinced he was the smartest person she’d ever known. They partied their way through their 20s, slowly descending into a bleak world of binge-drinking and broken promises, inebriated for most of a decade. Now Ben is dead, and Cass is broke, homeless, scared...and pregnant. Determined to have a healthy pregnancy and raise Ben’s baby, Cass has to find a way to stop drinking and build a stable life for herself and her child.
-
-
Love the book, can't stand the narrator
- De Barb en 11-03-21
De: Juliette Fay
Reseñas de la Crítica
"Processed Cheese does for consumerism what Catch-22 did for war." (Stephen King, best-selling author of IT and The Shining)
"In novel after unsparing novel - each one gorgeous, too, and full of awe - Stephen Wright has emerged as a kind of modern-day Socrates hectoring a complacent citizenry to have a good hard look at its collective delusions. With Processed Cheese, he's written a novel so outrageous and diagnostic of our current ills, it will prove much stronger than hemlock. If you hope to keep up your venality, America, your cruelties, and your death wish, better string this court jester up by his toes." (Joshua Ferris, author of The Dinner Party)
"This dark, harrowing, and wildly funny novel somehow both challenges and affirms that tried-and-true adage: Money isn't everything." (Kirkus)
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Processed Cheese
Calificaciones medias de los clientesReseñas - Selecciona las pestañas a continuación para cambiar el origen de las reseñas.
-
Total
-
Ejecución
-
Historia
- J. Nelson
- 03-20-23
Meh
The work of a clever porn-nurtured high School sophomore. I am under whelmed. thanks
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total
-
Ejecución
-
Historia
- Charles Mintz
- 02-02-20
Charming at first
Comical naming is charming as the start is set up. Then characters keep showing up and you struggle to keep track and the story gets lost. I rarely get this far into a book, realize that the further I get, the more confused I was. Why finish?
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
esto le resultó útil a 2 personas
-
Total
-
Ejecución
-
Historia
- trog
- 02-12-20
Lines were crossed...he went too far!
I really wanted to like this. The Publisher's Summary is what drew me in, but by the time I got to chapter 7, I was ready to throw my phone across room. I like a good Dr. Seuss story, but I draw the line at Thomas Pynchon!
T
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
esto le resultó útil a 2 personas