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Justin James
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Jimmy Giggles
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You will giggle so hard at these funny Halloween jokes for kids. There are over 100 super funny and hilarious Halloween jokes created to make you laugh!
From the audiobook:
- Q: What is Dracula's favorite pudding? A: Leeches and scream! Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? A: Lots of very scared dogs! Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A: Day-scare centers!
Comedy, humor and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:
- Help you bond with friends and family
- Lighten tense situations
- Help you make friends
- Great conversation starters
- Perfect for texts and status updates
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