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Guards! Guards!

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Guards! Guards!

By: Terry Pratchett
Narrated by: Tony Robinson
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'The people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor I don't know who is.'

An aura of mean-minded resentfulness is thick in the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Insurrection is in the air. The Haves and Have-Nots are about to fall out all over again. The Have-Nots ant some of their own magic. But magic in the hands of amateurs is a dangerous thing.

The City Watch is the last line of defence against such unnatural goings-on. But when even the Watch have trouble telling Right from Wrong, you know that Law and Order ain't what it used to be. But that's all about to change...

©1995 Terry and Lyn Pratchett (P)1995 Corgi Audio
Contemporary Fantasy Fiction Paranormal & Urban

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"Pratchett has a masterful ear for dialogue, a keen eye for the ridiculous, and a real feel for language." (Time Out)

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Loved it. Complete with dragons and loveable characters. An entertaining and humorous ride. The significant owl hoots in the night.

so many quotes worth tattooing

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He would be a fantastic narrator for sleep aides but he never speaks louder than a whisper and he makes you believe every character is constantly half asleep.

Great book, AWFUL narrator

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I have read this book many times and it us missing lines from the book

Lines from book left out

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Terry Pratchett was a genius. Couple that with the excellence of the audio book production and the reading, and you have an amazing result. I loved it!

pure entertainment

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How do you remove 2/3 of a book and not indicate it in the title! Terry would be furious!

There's no indication this is an abridged version!

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