• Galaxy Cruise: Royally Screwed

  • Galaxy Cruise, Book 2
  • By: Marcus Alexander Hart
  • Narrated by: TJ Clark
  • Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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Galaxy Cruise: Royally Screwed

By: Marcus Alexander Hart
Narrated by: TJ Clark
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Galactic war, mass destruction, and a whole lot of wasted wedding cake.

After generations of conflict, an arranged marriage is set to unite two feuding royal families and bring peace to their worlds. But when bungling Captain Leo MacGavin botches the bride and groom’s first meeting, the wedding is off, and so is the truce!

To stop an interplanetary war, Leo needs to make a royal love connection, and fast! But when he seeks help from his confidante Kellybean, he inadvertently sabotages her budding relationship as well. To further complicate matters, his ship is on the verge of catastrophic failure, his first officer is weaponizing the safety gear, and his acting head of hospitality is a sociopath who keeps maiming the guests.

When Leo’s old flame makes a mysterious reappearance, can she help him unite the nuptial-bound nemeses, or is the whole galaxy royally screwed?

Galaxy Cruise: Royally Screwed is the second uproarious adventure of the cruise starship WTF Americano Grande, featuring aliens in inflatable fat suits, a gladiator-style singles mingle, and a few very tasteful and understated poop jokes.

©2021 Marcus Alexander Hart (P)2022 Podium Audio

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witty and fun

Like its predecessor, this was a fun book. It puts the characters through funny situations. The narrator is great with the different voices of characters. Fun plot.

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