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- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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Escape from Virtual Island
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- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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- Emily
- 12-30-17
Absolutely hilarious.
What did you love best about Funny Amazon Reviews?
It was just really funny and had me laughing.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Jane, of course! Everyone was themselves, but Jane's narration was great.
Which character – as performed by Jane Lynch – was your favorite?
All of them!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
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- S. Oleson
- 08-17-17
It's funny, and has the classics
The performances are good, but the hackneyed setups for each review grew tiresome quickly. I wish they'd dig a lil deeper for some of these tho; I can recite gummy bear review they used by heart almost.
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- Mary Eve
- 11-18-17
Surprisingly Entertaining
During a fourteen hour drive home for the holidays, I was feeling depressed. Tired of staring at nothingness and an endless sea of pine trees, I needed to find something to boost my spirits. At a gas station, I quickly scoured my Audible library. I found this short, thirty minute listen. Hey! I like Jane Lynch and who didn't laugh hysterically at the now-infamous "Gummy Bears from Hell" review on Amazon?! (If you know not what I speak of, look it up. It's a hoot! So, yeah. I thought this would be a fun listen to bust up the monotonous long road ahead. I was right. Jane Lynch does a brilliant job of introducing laugh-out-loud reviews from Amazon. Jane is pretending to shop for friends and relations and gives a stellar performance. Never seems like anything is scripted. The actual reviews are performed by other celebrities, such as Gilbert Gottfried, Joel McHale, Lewis Black, and Margaret Cho. The reviews are performed much like comedy improv. Silly, yes! Would I listen to a full-length version? Absolutely not, but thirty minutes of goofy satire can be quite entertaining on a lonely stretch of interstate. It lightened my mood and made me chuckle. Isn't that the point? Let me just say this, in the Amazon reviewer world there are some seriously creative folk. This listen did wonders for my road-weary mind. Laughter IS the best medicine.
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- Brendan
- 07-29-17
It's all in the delivery, oh, and the content too
Jane missed great reviews for these, but the performers did their best with the content.
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- c.vonigan
- 07-11-17
Love Jane Lynch!
Anything by Jane Lynch is great. Then all the other names... Found myself quite amused.
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- Sherry
- 07-10-17
Fun
It was very interesting to listen to the speakers turning reviews into funny clever information. Thank you for the audible preview.
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- Cassady Wahl
- 07-11-17
Jane Lynch is great; content is not
Jane Lynch never fails to crack me up! However, listening at 1.25x speed on my commute home failed to entertain me. The content of the reviews just weren't that funny. The comedians were also a great touch as it's nice to hear familiar funny voices.. but I'd rather just listen to them mock the products or engage in a funny discussion about the reviews with Jane. Not worth your time!
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- TeamLotus
- 07-10-17
Short fun, amusing
About as short as this review. Podcast length, but worth a listen. Now I have to go and check out the Wolf urine...
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- Dave M.
- 07-07-17
Mistakenly expected to LMAO, but didn't chuckle!
I did not even chuckle at any content. Thankfully this was free. Do not recommend
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- Anonymous User
- 07-10-17
good
i think its good, but its a little long But not in a difficult way to enjoy
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