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Final Countdown

By: Jason Rosette, William Grabowski
Narrated by: Jason Rosette
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Two hilarious hard-luck traveling salesmen in the Southwestern USA become accidental outlaws when their counterfeit Mexican kitchen products go murderously and hilariously haywire. It leads us through sizzling psychedelic interludes, chase scenes, and a climactic conclusion with a border-tripping gunslinger known only as Johnny W!

Written by award winning filmmaker and writer-director Jason Rosette (Lost in New Mexico, Freedom Deal, BookWars), Final Countdown is based on a concept by Richard Goldstein (Little Muddy) and Jason Rosette and novelized with paranormal maestro William Grabowski.

Final Countdown is chock-full of the offbeat characters of the American Southwest and border towns, featuring sizzling, surreal psychedelic flashbacks, and vivid postmodern time stretching. A dark comedy about two accidental outlaws in pursuit of the American dream!

Take a trip into the darkly comedic underbelly of the 21st-century USA! Join us on the journey with Final Countdown!

Please note: The Trigger is episode one in the Final Countdown series and is suitable for listeners 18 and above as it contains profanity and some mild sexual content.

©2015 Jason Rosette (P)2020 Jason Rosette

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This one is a gem!

Even though this is my first time trying an audio book, I have to say that Final Countdown is a real gem…an original, well written story with colorful characters, and wonderful descriptive language that is oftentimes very funny and poignant. Not only that, it is rounded out with really great narration- something that an audio book truly cannot survive without. Final Countdown has all the right ingredients.

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