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Final Countdown
- The Trigger, Book 1
- Narrated by: Jason Rosette
- Series: The Trigger, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Please note: The Trigger is episode one in the Final Countdown series and is suitable for listeners 18 and above as it contains profanity and some mild sexual content.
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- oaktownteach
- 03-24-20
This one is a gem!
Even though this is my first time trying an audio book, I have to say that Final Countdown is a real gem…an original, well written story with colorful characters, and wonderful descriptive language that is oftentimes very funny and poignant. Not only that, it is rounded out with really great narration- something that an audio book truly cannot survive without. Final Countdown has all the right ingredients.
