Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

Arisen, Book 14.5
Narrated by: R. C. Bray
Series: Arisen, Book 14.5
Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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Publisher's Summary

Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that listeners have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.

Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick's wit and wisdom, from all 14 main series books.

And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Fickisms

©2018 Michael Stephen Fuchs (P)2020 Podium Publishing

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Not for me

I like the series, but this isn't for me because it has no storyline to it. I thought it was going to be a short story, but in truth, it’s just Fick's comments. It was a true shit sandwich, so since I don’t need to take a bite, I’ll past on it.

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if you got this you already know.

i just hope i can use these at points in my life when it matters.

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Great One Liners

This book is all one liners from Pred, Juice, Olyev and of course Fick.
Love all the one liners from these great charters in the Arisen series.

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LoL

I laughed so hard I gave myself a mild headache, woke up a neighbor, and made my dog think I was having a midlife crisis.

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Awesome!! so funny!

R.C. Bray does this perfect! so funny I've listened to it 5 times! Fick is a badass.

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Boooo, Why did I get this book?

Because I love the series? But this is not worth anything, it doesn’t add or clear up anything in the series, it just a bunch of one liners with no purpose or meaning. Total waste of money and time, and makes me look side-eyed at Mr Fuchs.
So I hope he makes up by starting a new series with one of the many wonderful characters all while he gets the Netflix series off the ground. My vote for leading man is Liev Schreiber from the Showtime series Ray Donavan.

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What's not to like? Fick, Pred, Juice, Olyev - all their best lines! Now I need to go back and listen to the whole series again.

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  • Aidy
  • 03-25-20

loved it

great to revisit so many of the classic lines from this series... the best out there!

the fact that the proceeds are going to charity just tops of the legendary status of MSF

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  • Peter Odukwe
  • 03-13-20

The Best of Gunny Fick

One for the true fans. Simply laugh a minute funny and makes you want to go back and start Arisen from the beginning....again😀😀

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  • Bev carmody
  • 03-04-20

Laughed so hard I peed a little😊

This is gonna be listened to ALOT.
Made me want to start the whole lot over again. A warm cozy sweater.
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to hear the donation from the book. Maybe a Uk listener, but that’s amazing support.
Just buy it people, it’s worth it for the belly laughs and the donations. One of my best buys ever.