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Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

Arisen, Book 14.5

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Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

By: Michael Stephen Fuchs
Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that listeners have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.

Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick's wit and wisdom, from all 14 main series books.

And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Fickisms

©2018 Michael Stephen Fuchs (P)2020 Podium Publishing Classics Fiction Military Personal Development Personal Success Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Witty Funny Solider Military Fiction

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Hilarious Quotes • Military Humor • Memorable One-liners • Entertaining Collection • Badass Character

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being in the military for 21 years then serving along side our troops this books brought me to tears, and brought me closer to my brother and sisters

love it

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This isn't a book, it is a collection of all of the great phrases and sayings uttered by Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick from throughout the ARISEN book series. This is one I probably need in hard back so I can constantly refer to and interject a few in daily life!

Collection of all the best sayings MGS Fick!

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you forgot the one that was like "this is some weird shit, and I've been to a ramstein concert"

hilarious, and reminded me of when I was in.

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Worked with Marines, all of it is accurate. The combination of threats and body parts sums it up.

Just like a Marine

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Ever had a senior NCO tear you one? Brings back the terror, astonishment & laughter from basic and throughout service. Gottaappreciates the inventiveness, as well as,

Brings Back Memories!

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