Farts, Panic, and Social Survival
Read This Before You Blame the Dog
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Farts, Panic, and Social Survival
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Alotta Feelings
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Farts, Panic, and Social Survival. Read This Before You Blame the Dog.
Everyone farts. Not everyone survives it. From sudden squeaks in math class to silent assassins in elevators, Farts, Panic, and Social Survival is your hilarious, heartfelt guide to owning the weirdest part of being human—your gas.
Influenced by 12-year-old Lazarus Pain Casey (with the right kind of support from grown-up scientists, sleepover legends, and one heroic grandpa), this self-help book doesn’t just break wind—it breaks down embarrassment, anxiety, and shame one toot at a time.
Packed with science, real(ish) case studies, reflection prompts, and the occasional cultural fart fact, you’ll learn:
Why your body betrays you when you’re nervous
What “crop-dusting” and “fart triangles” reveal about friendship
How cows got blamed for climate change
And what it really means to forgive your body (and maybe your chair)
Smart-dumb, kind-funny, and 100% nose-wrinkling honest, this book is for anyone who’s ever panicked in a small room and blamed the dog.
Don’t hold it in.
Flip the page.
And let it out.