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Fart Monster and Me: The Audio Collection
- Narrated by: Matt Stanton
- Length: 1 hr
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The Birthday Party: Birthday parties should be fun, not smelly. Too bad the fart monster doesn't know that. Ben's been invited to a birthday party, and the whole class is there, including the fart monster. There are plenty of party games and...a terrible smell. While everyone blames the dog, Ben knows it's not Turbo's fault....
The Class Excursion: That's what Uranus looks like? It's not shaped like a butt! Ben's class is off to the new space exhibit. The fart monster can't wait to show Ben where he comes from - Planet Let 'er Rip! When the two friends find an empty space shuttle, is this their chance to visit the fart monster's home?