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Failure as a Way of Life
- Narrated by: Pete Ferrand
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
Ryan Noman is stuck in a house on a dead end street in a dying city, a loveless relationship, and a job where the owner challenges his employees to fights in the parking lot. He also has a mystery rash.
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- Geoff
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A wonderful book
Prunty's style can make even a failure profoundly interesting. You'll get totally entrenched in the characters and the crazy story. So much fun listening to Prunty's creations! Highly recommended!
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- Bill
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There are a million ways to fail...
There are a million ways to fail and I’ve tried them all.
Prunty is really good. Honestly his stories should be a hot mess and yet they aren't. They are exceptionally strange with over the top characters and there is always plenty of sarcasm and laughter sprinkled throughout. I really enjoy his work.
FaaWoL is no exception. Well written and expertly narrated.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- timj26
- 10-23-19
Excellent
We follow Ryan who’s water bottling job doesn’t pay the bills he’s covered in a rash and his girlfriend is a sex worker
Colorful characters help flesh out the story of one mans struggle
Well narrated with originality you only get from Andersen prunty highly recommended
I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review