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Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too
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- Narrated by: Jomny Sun
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 01-30-18
- Language: English
- Publisher: HarperAudio
Regular price: $15.96
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Publisher's Summary
everyone's a aliebn when ur a aliebn too is the story of a lonely alien sent to observe Earth, only to meet all sorts of creatures with all sorts of perspectives on life, love, and happiness, all while learning to feel a little better about being an alien - based on the enormously popular Twitter account @jonnysun.
Here is the unforgettable story of Jomny, a lonely alien who, for the first time ever, finds a home on our planet after learning that earthlings can feel lonely, too. Jomny finds friendship in a bear tired of other creatures running away in fear, an egg struggling to decide what to hatch into, an owl working its way to being wise, a tree feeling stuck in one place, a tadpole coming to terms with turning into a frog, a dying ghost, a puppy unable to express itself, and many more.
Through this story of a lost, lonely and confused alien finding friendship, acceptance, and love among the creatures of Earth, we will all learn how to be a little more human. And for all of us earthbound creatures here on this planet, we can all be reminded that sometimes it takes an outsider to help us see ourselves for who we truly are.
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- John
- 02-10-18
A treasure
Jomny Sun (of twitter fame) is an absolute treasure. The story of his explorer-alien is charming in book form, and the audiobook adds such nice detail and emotion, it’s worth “reading” both. The characters and plot(s) are deceptively simple with occasional aphorisms (some taken from his genius twitter account) that are deeply thought-provoking. And yet it’d make a great children’s story, too. Highly recommend for literally everyone.
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- Erin Crowell
- 02-20-18
wow!!
honestly this audio book is so soothing to listen to! helped me get to sleep. helped me feel like I wasn’t alone. a art.
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- caiti kirkman
- 02-07-18
Amazing
This book is so cute and meaningful. Honestly it’s really quotable as well. There’s something in it for everyone to relate to about feeling like you’re alone in what you’re feeling, but they point is you’re not really. The only thing I didn’t like was that there wasn’t more! I’d recommend it to everyone because I think everyone could get something out of it and enjoy the story.
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- Celeste
- 02-01-18
AMAZING
What did you love best about Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too?
It was more detailed than the paper book, an entirely new adventure, but just as funny, truthful, and heartfelt.
What other book might you compare Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too to and why?
There is no other comparison. It's a gem.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes
Any additional comments?
I love the characters in the book. Their stories, adventures, grief, happiness all make the book amazing. I definitely recommend the ebook and paper book. Jonny Sun is incredible.