Petunia's Pandemonium

Sea Shenanigans, Book 5
Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Max Bellmore
Series: Sea Shenanigans, Book 5
Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
Categories: Romance, Paranormal
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Mix one part Mermaid - one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?

Pandemonium.

Petunia's Pandemonium to be more accurate.

Petunia

Letting the ocean current take me where it may for the last 25 years hasn't worked out so great. So, instead of getting my tail in a knot, I'm making some swimmingly simple changes.

  • Stay on Mystical Isle with my cousins who love me.
  • Avenge my parents and eliminate the sea monster who's wreaking havoc.
  • Forget about the gorgeous, no-good Genie who left me at the altar...so to speak.
  • Stay away from Genies until the end of time.
  • Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.

What could go wrong?

Del

I'm a Genie in a bottle baby. Or at least I was. After spending a quarter of a century, doing time for streaking at the Super Bowl after being destroyed by love, I'm a free man. It's time to get my life together and forget about the Mermaid who didn't want me. The list is simple.

  • Stop granting wishes to idiots.
  • Figure out why the Genie Star Fire Light in my eyes is burning out before I die a slow agonizing death.
  • Eat an outstanding cheeseburger.
  • Stay away from Mermaids.
  • Join Poseidon’s embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.

It's a plan. Not necessarily a stellar one, but it's a plan.

Come for the Vacation. Stay for the Shenanigans!

©2019 Robyn Peterman (P)2020 Audible, Inc.

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Snort Fest of Fun

Petunia's Pandemonium is a wonderful snort fest for the commuter! I couldn't keep up with all of the Piratee Hoodwinking Blabberfessing Name Begibberging comments that I wanted to bookmark, oh and drive too. I figured I would just get the book and dip it in highlighter ink. After that I was able to sit back, laugh and enjoy my commute. I adored Upton as Petunia's BFF as much as Petunia loved him. All of the characters from Petunia and Del to the cousins, Pirate Doug, Del's parents are delightfully enjoyable and fun.

Erin Mallon and Max Bellmore did a sensational job bringing this whole host of characters and sea faring antics to life. While this is part of a series, it does not have to be listened to in any order for the pure enjoyment of all the shenanigans.

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A fun and enjoyable escape!

Petunia’s life derailed when her parents were killed a hundred years ago then again when her true love didn’t show up for their mating ceremony 25 years ago. But life goes on. She has found her family, possibly a forever home. Found a randy, VERY limber, pirate as her new BFF, a healthy fear of bean salad and maybe, just maybe a little bit of happiness...
I laughed through pretty much the whole book. Before I knew it my housework was done and so was the book. I highly recommend this book and series if you are looking for a good laugh and a bit of Shenanigans!

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Loved their shenanigans!!

This was a first book that I’ve read from this author. I don’t think I’ve laughed as much while listening to a book before. Some of the characters were hilarious and the stuff they spouted kept me intrigued to the story from the beginning till the very end. Not only was it hilarious there was also a great storyline and plot. I was rooting for both Petunia and Del and I loved this story. Looking forward to reading and listening to more from this author.
I really enjoyed the narrators for this book. I highly recommend. They brought the entertainment to the story and gave it life. Loved it!!

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Super Fun Read

If you are looking for a fun and laugh out loud read then you need to check this book out. Mermaids, Gods, Pirates and all kinds of mythical creatures have all created a family of their own and now Petunia's true love Del has come to claim her.

This story is full of laugh out loud moments, fun and interesting characters and an out of this world story.

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More Awesome Sea shenanigans

Robyn Peterman delivers again in this slightly ridiculous, completely silly story of love, family, and bean salad. I never tire of the way these stories make me laugh. I can’t imagine what it must be like to live in this author’s household. I’d probably laugh till I had actual abs.
The narrative by Erin & Max fit the mood of the book perfectly, and I am so happy with it, I can’t think of a single critique.
If you want to laugh, while enjoying a good story, get this one.

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So freaking hilarious!!

This book was amazing!!! I absolutely loved the witty dialogue and the characters! I laughed so hard at times, it was amazing!! I love Petunia and Upton and everyone in this series!