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Eighth Grade Bites
- The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Kevin Pariseau
- Series: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Series, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Publisher's Summary
Vlad has to keep his vampire urges under control while dealing with the pressures of middle school.
Thirteen-year-old Vladimir Tod really hates junior high. Bullies harass him, the principal is dogging him, and the girl he likes prefers his best friend. Oh, and Vlad has a secret: His mother was human, but his father was a vampire. With no idea of the extent of his powers, Vlad struggles daily with his blood cravings and his enlarged fangs. When a substitute teacher begins to question him a little too closely, Vlad worries that his cover is about to be blown. But then he faces a much bigger problem: He’s being hunted by a vampire killer.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-02-21
Love This Book
The book and storyline are great but the reader needs more Enthusiasm In his voice but he Kevin did an okay job voice 6 out of 10
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- Robert Gmerek
- 01-15-21
Highly recommend
Read this series when I was in middle school, and its still as good as it was back then. Highly recommend it.
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- Ricardo Gomez
- 10-17-20
Amazing
I absolutely loved it! I am definitely going to read the rest of the series.
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- Laura Perkins
- 07-04-20
Amazing
I own the paperbacks of the whole Vladimir Tod series, however listening to it is just as good. I'm thinking of getting the next one too. Vladimir Tod is a vampire story like no other. I highly recommend the series to an avid vampire fan like myself. Zac Brewer is definitely my favorite author. His stories always captivate me.
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- James Peter Rubin
- 05-20-20
loved it
I loved every minute I can't wait to listen to the other books in the series.
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- Emily Sanders
- 02-26-20
Re-reading from middle school
I read this book as a teenager and suddenly remembered it yesterday.
I ended up going with the Audible version.
The book itself is wonderful, very silly and fun all while taking in a serious story line. I had completely forgotten most of it and there are some big twists.
Also getting to listen to an older British man’s voice while playing a moody teenager was the highlight of my week. I could not stop laughing at times.
Highly recommend for young adults and also adults for a quick and enjoyable read!