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Drunk Driving

The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 3
Length: 9 hrs
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Technically, there’s only one girl on this island that I’ve been told to stay away from.
 

One.
 

And she just showed up on my doorstep looking like a hooker at a ho parade.
 

Why, you ask? Well, according to her, I’m the only one on Paradise Isle that can help her.
 

The only. Fucking. One.
 

Go figure.
 

So what am I supposed to do? Turn her away and look like an asshole? This whole “being a good person thing” isn’t as easy as it’s cracked up to be. Bear with me, will you? I’m still learning the ropes.
 

There is one thing I’ve learned in my attempts at turning over a new leaf, though. If I can help someone out of a tight spot, I should do it.
 

Right?
 

So now I’m determined to do just that and prove to everyone on this island that I’m a decent guy. Even if that means risking my own neck.
 

That’s right - I’m back. And I’ve got a whopper of a story to tell you.
 

Oh. And Al’s coming along for the ride. But don’t worry, I’ve got the wheel. (Mostly because he can’t see over it.)
 

Hang on tight.
 

Because Drunk’s driving.
 

More Caribbean flavored adventure. An octogenarian with a distaste for John Deere Green. And a hooker with an attitude. What could be more fun than that?
 

Rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
 

Oh, and one more thing. While I’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, if you haven’t listened to Drunk on a Plane or Drunk on a Boat, you might wanna start there. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.

©2019 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane Mitchell

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another good story from Drunk

these stories a very entertaining. I've loved every one of them in the Drunk series.

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Fun listen

You feel like you are part of the story.😄 wish I could move to an island paradise😎

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DRUNK DRIVING

I happened to read the book on my iPad but was curious on how the audible would entertain me.

Having been in law enforcement some years back I guess I do become sensitive to anyone’s role as a cop.

It was appalling to listen to the immature acting of Drunk who at I believe age 35 in this episode acts like a 12 year old. Anyone using the “F” word as much as he does especially around the young girls he went in to save would be knocked down just for that.

The narrator for the female voices I thought was incredible. Very sexy voice and accent.

Dr JMT

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