Don't Upset the Cat

The Irrelevant One' Saga: Book Two

By: E. D. Robson

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

The multiverse is unstable.
The gods are divided.
And someone has kidnapped the wrong children.
John Berwick was never supposed to exist. As the so-called Irrelevant One, he stands outside the predetermined path that governs every world. That alone makes him dangerous.
But now it’s worse.
His infant twins—children of a Mesopotamian goddess and descendants of a runaway cosmic guardian—have been abducted. And the trail leads through burning Rome, ancient Kush, secret societies, witch covens, and a conspiracy determined to dismantle the divine order itself.
Behind it all stands a rebellion centuries in the making.
Hecate, Queen of the Witches, believes the gods have manipulated humanity long enough. With the help of warlocks, familiars, serpent gods, and the fanatical Lord Ainsley-Fitch, she intends to shatter predestination and expose the machinery of fate—even if it tears the multiverse apart.
Meanwhile, the cat goddess Bastet has a simpler philosophy:
Don’t upset the cat.
As family loyalties fracture, old betrayals resurface, and ancient councils reveal a terrifying contingency plan, John must decide whether saving his children means condemning one of them, or himself, to eternal imprisonment between worlds.
Epic in scope, sharp in humor, and unafraid to question destiny itself, Don’t Upset The Cat is a fast-moving blend of myth, multiverse intrigue, and dysfunctional divine family drama.
Because when gods play politics, it’s always the humans who pay.
And this time, the humans are fighting back.