Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away

Do's and Don'ts, from Dating to Death

De: Joan Damry, Jericha Domain

Narrado por: Jericha Domain, Joan Damry

From the world-renowned agony aunts of award-winning podcast 'Dear Joan and Jericha' comes an unputdownable bible of sex and relationship advice on how to find, satisfy and maintain a husband, from dating right up until you or hubby pass away.

We dedicate this tome to Mahmoud: surgeon, prophet, model and friend. Capable of performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day (often blindfolded), it was Mahmoud that begged us to put pen to papyrus and share our wisdom with all the lost ladies suffering in the world today.

As much revered celebrities, living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles, we do of course come under fire. There has recently been vicious slander circulating, regarding a small handful of folk who have written to us with a problem, and having listened to our response, gone on to take their own lives. As if the two were somehow connected.

These naysayers are generally bitter and jealous spinsters, taking perverse and sadistic pleasure in being vindictive and nasty, while no doubt masturbating at the same time. To these lonely ladies we would say, 'Go look in your own heart, knock ye there and ask yourself some difficult questions. Because you will find the real guilt writhing within ye, like maggots mating in yesterday's apple'.

What we offer here is a lifeline, a service, much like the NHS, or perhaps more accurately, the AA. Joan and Jericha: AA for the heart. Affording you the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full English whilst a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, before sending you on your way, lubricated, primed, pumped and pretty.

With kind regards,
Joan Damry and Jericha Domain OBE MBE (etc)©2020 Joan Damry and Jericha Domain (P)2020 Orion Publishing Group Limited

Ridiculously funny!

These ladies are so funny! Their advise and opinions are absolutely backwards and over the top and they had me cracking up through out!

Hilariously filthy

Fans of the podcast should love this one, it’s laugh-out-loud funny and eccentrically, breathtakingly dirty

Fun - up to a point

I bought this because I love Vicki Pepperdine, and she and Julia Davis get a lot of comedy out of delivering extreme raunch and scatology as if they were talking about a recipe for a yummy blackcurrant crumble or how to encourage hedgehogs to frequent your garden. I decided after a couple of hours, however, that I didn't really need any more--the rest of the audiobook was going to be pretty similar to what I had already heard.