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Deadly Morsel
- Rosewood Academy of Witches and Mages, a humorous Hansel and Gretel Twisted Retelling
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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In the thrilling conclusion to the quirky and charming Darkly Sweet series, Penny puts it all on the line for love, but sometimes, lines were made to be crossed. Drake can’t be what she needs, but his ego won’t let him back down without a fight. Conveniently, there are endless battles, the greatest one against his need to find a mop bucket with Penny Lane inside it. With mage contracts and Darksiders to juggle, (never kiss a Darksider) Penny and Drake will take on mayhem and paperwork, golf balls and heart-shaped shrapnel until Dayside and Darkside will never be the same again.
Reader Warning: You won't be able to stop once you start. Get out the popcorn and the macaroons. Not the morsels. Just don't do it.
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