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Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book. It is a collection of stories. There are short stories. There are longer stories. There are stupid stories. There are thoughtful stories. There are upside-down stories. There are normal-way-up stories. There are weird stories. There are less weird stories. There are really weird stories. There is nothing else like it. Have a listen.
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- 04-16-17
Amazing Scottish Comedy.
Limmy delivers on short form humor yet again. Need more Limmy's show? Buy this Audiobook!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-22-20
Perfect for those days when you need a break
Thanks Limmy. That was daft. 🙏
I'd recommend this to anyone, unless you're a bit of a stiff, tired, weirdo.
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- Jake S.
- 03-11-22
Great Story’s by Limmy
Limmy has always been a character , and this book was great to listen to!
Highly recommend
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- Daniel Smith
- 10-01-20
It really works
fookin crackin man. apparently I have to get up to 15 words. yer a wee fanny
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- 07-19-17
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If you could sum up Daft Wee Stories in three words, what would they be?
its all i've got in a world of massive poo
What other book might you compare Daft Wee Stories to and why?
none other then the newest release! Thats Your LOT!
What does Limmy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Psycho psychic vibes with extra fries and sometimes a vanilla shake
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
all moments considered revolutionary
Any additional comments?
Limmy for President #WorldWorWeb
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- Moray Feels
- 08-24-23
Unique talent
Wish there was a 3rd book but also he’s the best streamer. I will continue listening to these over and over and over.
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