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- How to Succeed in Evil, Book 1
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Publisher's Summary
The award-winning saga begins a new chapter!
Edwin Windsor, Efficiency Consultant for Supervillains, attempts to tame a rage-fueled Crazy Psycho Murder Tree hell-bent to revenge itself on meat-kind.
He delegates much of the job to his most recent hire, underdog, defense attorney, and literal little guy, Talmadge Haggleblat. But when Talmadge finds himself caught between the highly privileged social justice vigilante "The Lynx" and the Crazy Psycho Murder Tree itself, will he be crushed in the undergrowth, or will he find a way to succeed in evil?
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Sam of Gar
- 04-13-23
Extremely entertaining and satisfying.
I'm so glad to be back in this world. I've been a fan of How to Succeed in Evil since the earliest podcasts (oh, how I wish I still had copies of those...), and it's nice to return to Edwin Windsor, Topper, and the inept supers of this version of reality. McLean has honed his storytelling abilities to even greater heights, and no one can read his characters as well as he can.
This story takes things back far enough to see the origin of Evil Efficiency's violent lawyer, and we get to enjoy several new incompetent villains, a clumsy hero, and one awesome butler.
While I always enjoy McLean's readings, I wish he's edit out the few falterings, as they take me out of the moment. Otherwise, this audiobook is one of my new favorites!
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- Raymond S. Persi
- 01-09-23
Fun Story!
I first found this author through his very entertaining and wonderfully read story “The Merchant Adventurer”. This story lived up to my expectations!
Funny, imaginative, and with a lot of humanity, it was a great listen!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Ruel Smith
- 09-10-21
Origin of Topper
Long time fan of Edwin Windsor and Topper. Glad to hear how they started. Looking forward to the next How to Succeed in Evil book!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- drewerd
- 08-08-21
excellent
Patrick E. McLean is a wonderful author and narrator truly a double threat. Wickedly funny.
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- Kanus
- 07-12-21
He did it again!
Patrick did it again. another stroke of genius! i cant wake till someone turns this into a movie series or tv show!
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- Tim Norris
- 03-27-21
The origins of Topper
Still a great universe, would love a miniseries or a properly done show also. I but this is an origin of one of the best characters, Edwin is the strait man in the group, but Topper is the physical comedian.
Can't wait for more of this universe.
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- L. Renee Boyd
- 03-16-21
Gotta love crazy, evil silliness.
I thoroughly enjoy all the stories that Patrick E McLean writes. They are creative, funny, and have some of the best dialogue. Thank you Patrick!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Horace Jr.
- 12-15-20
As always your work is a delight to read
I am glad to see new works from you. You are one of my top three authors I enjoy reading.
[That said, I did notice some errors in the audio. Specifically, You have two chapter 5s, the first chapter 5 being the proper sixth chapter (atleast your amazon ebook has it ordered as such. Plus making more sense to have the fight before the shortened version.), and the second chapter 5 being the proper fifth chapter but is in the place of chapter six. If this seems confusing then; yes, yes it is.
Also in chapter 17, towards the end, there is a leftover repeat that wasn't properly removed. It happens shortly before 'spork' is mentioned.]
Back to the review. I find it tragic, that the professor in the end became the very thing that inadvertently killed him, in both ways. I loved the mockery of the hypocrisy that some portray, as well as the fetishization of victimhood.
Topper's development makes some of his earlier comments in previous works seem abit weird but also makes why Topper is so obsessed with Winsor fit so much better. In truth, Topper was more of a client, than a personal lawyer atfirst and shows how things work out for people that take The Evil Consultant's advice to heart.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Proxy
- 11-21-20
The birth of topper
This story is an excellent addition to the efficient application of evil. Unfortunately the author allowed the quality of his product to slip. The price compared to length creates an expectation of top shelf merchandise. While slight there are background noises, and several bobbles in delivery.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
Shirley Lyle hooks for a living. She’s a big girl who keeps her profile low. But when a drug lord and his son toss her trailer, she adds a couple letters to her name. Now, she’s killed the drug lord’s son and two meth zombies. Fed up, ready to set fire to her past, her job - and her trailer - she’s dragged back into the role she’s forsworn by a man who presses her buttons with a hammer. Shirley realizes she’ll never be more than a 400-pound hooker. But when her partner-in-revolution, Ulyana the Ukrainian stripper, disappears, Shirley puts flame to fuse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Viva tha Revolution!
- By Kellee on 10-01-19
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April's Fool
- A Sam Cable Mystery, Book 1
- By: Scott Bell
- Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Story4 out of 5 stars 46
When Sam Cable, Texas Ranger, is assigned to protect a volatile and controversial candidate for US Senate, April Marie Fortney, his life is turned into a daily dose of hell on toast. Just when he thought the situation couldn’t get worse, he wakes up next to her dead body...with no memory of how he got there. The investigation focuses on Cable, highlighting him as the newest poster boy for an intense debate on racial relations.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic start to a new series!!!!
- By shelley on 10-06-19
By: Scott Bell
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The Southern Lawyer
- Joe Hennessy Legal Thriller Series, Book 1
- By: Peter O'Mahoney
- Narrated by: Bradford Hastings
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
After more than twenty years away from the law, Joe Hennessy is forced back into the courtroom. Trying to save his vineyard after years of drought, Hennessy returns to practice in Charleston, South Carolina–the city he walked away from after the murder of his ten-year-old son. When one of South Carolina’s most powerful men is charged with possessing stolen artwork, Hennessy steps forward to defend him. But as Hennessy digs into the evidence, as he navigates the truth, he finds that the criminal charges are only the start of their problems.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed it
- By Rick 73000 on 05-11-23
By: Peter O'Mahoney
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Bum Rap
- Lassiter, Solomon & Lord, Book 1
- By: Paul Levine
- Narrated by: Michael Levine
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4 out of 5 stars 78
Bum Rap is the novel that brings Lassiter together with squabbling Miami lawyers Steve Solomon and Victoria Lord. In a tale filled with startling twists, Lassiter digs deep into the underbelly of glitzy South Beach to defend a client who's not telling him the truth.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Lassiter & Lord defend Solomon
- By Wayne on 09-07-20
By: Paul Levine
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Influence
- Death on the Beach
- By: Carl Weber
- Narrated by: Ace Bentley, Ebony Ford, Sable Lyn, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 200
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 178
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 178
Singing sensation Savannah Kirby has won 13 Grammys and married the man of her dreams in superstar rapper/actor Kyle Kirby. Together they are of one of the most dynamic and powerful couples in entertainment - until Kyle is found murdered and Savannah is arrested for the crime. Things don’t look good for the singer when she can’t keep her stories straight and her bloody fingerprints are found on the murder weapon. Even with famed attorney Bradley Hudson and his family of lawyers handling her case, it looks like Savannah is headed to jail.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent as always.
- By Sheilaeast2 on 07-20-21
By: Carl Weber
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The Bonfire of the Vanities
- By: Tom Wolfe
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 27 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,796
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,960
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,949
Tom Wolfe's best-selling modern classic tells the story of Sherman McCoy, an elite Wall Street bond trader who has it all: wealth, power, prestige, a Park Avenue apartment, a beautiful wife, and an even more beautiful mistress - until one wrong turn sends Sherman spiraling downward into a humiliating fall from grace. A car accident in the Bronx involving Sherman, his girlfriend, and two young lower-class Black men sets a match to the incendiary racial and social tensions of 1980s New York City.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Big mistake
- By karen on 08-31-14
By: Tom Wolfe
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Shirley F'N Lyle
- Viva the Revolution
- By: Clayton Lindemuth
- Narrated by: Mandy Fox
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
Shirley Lyle hooks for a living. She’s a big girl who keeps her profile low. But when a drug lord and his son toss her trailer, she adds a couple letters to her name. Now, she’s killed the drug lord’s son and two meth zombies. Fed up, ready to set fire to her past, her job - and her trailer - she’s dragged back into the role she’s forsworn by a man who presses her buttons with a hammer. Shirley realizes she’ll never be more than a 400-pound hooker. But when her partner-in-revolution, Ulyana the Ukrainian stripper, disappears, Shirley puts flame to fuse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Viva tha Revolution!
- By Kellee on 10-01-19
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April's Fool
- A Sam Cable Mystery, Book 1
- By: Scott Bell
- Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Story4 out of 5 stars 46
When Sam Cable, Texas Ranger, is assigned to protect a volatile and controversial candidate for US Senate, April Marie Fortney, his life is turned into a daily dose of hell on toast. Just when he thought the situation couldn’t get worse, he wakes up next to her dead body...with no memory of how he got there. The investigation focuses on Cable, highlighting him as the newest poster boy for an intense debate on racial relations.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic start to a new series!!!!
- By shelley on 10-06-19
By: Scott Bell
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The Southern Lawyer
- Joe Hennessy Legal Thriller Series, Book 1
- By: Peter O'Mahoney
- Narrated by: Bradford Hastings
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
After more than twenty years away from the law, Joe Hennessy is forced back into the courtroom. Trying to save his vineyard after years of drought, Hennessy returns to practice in Charleston, South Carolina–the city he walked away from after the murder of his ten-year-old son. When one of South Carolina’s most powerful men is charged with possessing stolen artwork, Hennessy steps forward to defend him. But as Hennessy digs into the evidence, as he navigates the truth, he finds that the criminal charges are only the start of their problems.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed it
- By Rick 73000 on 05-11-23
By: Peter O'Mahoney
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Sunken Graves
- By: Alan Lee
- Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
Peter Lynch is a monster. A sociopathic attorney hiding in plain sight behind billboards and a successful career. With the highest connections, he terrorizes the city and buries the evidence, and there’s no way to stop him. Until one discharged Green Beret decides to try... A novel of crime and suspense, from best-selling author Alan Lee.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start to a new series...
- By shelley on 08-27-21
By: Alan Lee
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Sims
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Braden Wright
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Just a few hundred genes separate humans from chimpanzees. Imagine someone altering the chimp genome, splicing in human genes to increase the size of the cranium, reduce the amount of body hair, enable speech. What sort of creature would result? Sims takes place in the very near future, when the science of genetics is fulfilling its vaunted potential. A world where dangerous or boring manual labor is gradually being transferred to “sims”, genetically altered chimps who occupy a gray zone between simian and human.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Story
- By Tod M. Clark on 03-01-20
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Mackenzie August (The First Collection)
- By: Alan Lee
- Narrated by: Scott Ellis
- Length: 18 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 22
The gripping first bundle in the next great detective series. Book one: Mack August, frustrated Los Angeles police detective, moves to a smaller city in Virginia to start over. Rather than join the force, he opens his own PI shop and hires out to local attorneys - until Sheriff Stackhouse comes calling, a stunner in designer khakis. Trouble has arrived, she explains, in the form of a gang general from the West Coast. He's galvanizing the drug trade using vicious strong-arm tactics, and the police can't identify him.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Woke Stereotype Supporting Characters
- By 40-something Dad on 01-22-23
By: Alan Lee
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Gordon Pope Thrillers
- Books 1-3
- By: B. B. Griffith
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 24 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
He's the psychiatrist that the cops call when the case gets too weird. He specializes in unexplained mysteries of the mind. When the clues stop making sense and children's lives are at risk, he's the outside expert the Baltimore City Police have on speed dial. Gordon isn't afraid to dive headfirst into the paranormal world of the human brain, but sometimes, he needs a little help to pull himself back out again.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great series!
- By Ann C. on 05-30-23
By: B. B. Griffith
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Innocence on Trial
- By: Rick Bowers
- Narrated by: Eleanor Caudill
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Seeking a high profile case to jet-fuel her career and striving to strike a blow for justice, attorney Laura Tobias sets out to clear a man she believes was wrongfully imprisoned for murder, ten years before. The young lawyer, a rising star with the Council Against Wrongful Convictions, is the last hope for inmate Eddie Nash, serving life without parole at the infamous Attica Correctional Facility in upstate New York.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Well done...
- By shelley on 02-08-20
By: Rick Bowers
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The Loot
- Charlie McCabe Thriller, Book 1
- By: Craig Schaefer
- Narrated by: Susannah Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 663
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 602
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 601
When Sergeant Charlie McCabe returns from fighting in Afghanistan, she hopes to leave the war behind. Instead, she comes home to a father whose gambling has put him in deep trouble with a violent loan shark. She finds work as a professional bodyguard, but to save her father, she needs to get serious cash together fast. However, her father isn’t the only one who needs saving. When Charlie’s first client - a wealthy executive with a shady past - narrowly escapes a bomb plot, Charlie’s investigation leads her into the heart of Boston’s criminal underworld.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent first in a series... GREAT FIND!
- By shelley on 08-04-19
By: Craig Schaefer
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Blood Is Black
- By: Scott Pratt
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Presley Carter is a bright, hungry young defense attorney plying her trade in the areas in and around Nashville. Though she’s haunted by a horrifying event from her past, she’s achieved local renown as a savvy, resourceful lawyer adept at handling–and winning–tough cases. After being approached to file a clemency petition by a father whose son committed a gruesome double-murder, Presley reluctantly agrees to file the document, knowing full well the request has no chance of being granted. Then she receives a phone call informing her the convict’s release has been approved.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Blood is indeed black
- By Karen B. Jinks on 11-20-22
By: Scott Pratt