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After more than twenty years away from the law, Joe Hennessy is forced back into the courtroom. Trying to save his vineyard after years of drought, Hennessy returns to practice in Charleston, South Carolina–the city he walked away from after the murder of his ten-year-old son. When one of South Carolina’s most powerful men is charged with possessing stolen artwork, Hennessy steps forward to defend him. But as Hennessy digs into the evidence, as he navigates the truth, he finds that the criminal charges are only the start of their problems.
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Enjoyed it
- By Rick 73000 on 05-11-23
By: Peter O'Mahoney
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Blood Is Black
- By: Scott Pratt
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Original Recording
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Presley Carter is a bright, hungry young defense attorney plying her trade in the areas in and around Nashville. Though she’s haunted by a horrifying event from her past, she’s achieved local renown as a savvy, resourceful lawyer adept at handling–and winning–tough cases. After being approached to file a clemency petition by a father whose son committed a gruesome double-murder, Presley reluctantly agrees to file the document, knowing full well the request has no chance of being granted. Then she receives a phone call informing her the convict’s release has been approved.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Blood is indeed black
- By Karen B. Jinks on 11-20-22
By: Scott Pratt
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Everywhere That Mary Went
- A Rosato & Associates Novel
- By: Lisa Scottoline
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Mary DiNunzio has been slaving away for the past eight years trying to make partner in her cutthroat Philadelphia law firm. She's too busy to worry about the crank phone calls she's been getting - until they fall into a sinister pattern. The phone rings as soon as she gets to work, then as soon as she gets home. Mary can't shake the sensation that someone is watching her, following her every move. The shadowboxing turns deadly when her worst fears are realized, and she has to fight for something a lot more important than partnership: her life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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LIsa Scottoline's first legal thriller (1993)
- By Wayne on 03-13-18
By: Lisa Scottoline
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Ghostbusters
- The Original Movie Novelizations Omnibus
- By: Richard Mueller, Ed Naha
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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For the first time in a beautiful new edition, this omnibus will collect together the original official novelizations of both Ghostbusters 1 and 2.
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I personally loved it.
- By brian stevens on 08-19-20
By: Richard Mueller, and others
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Cash Landing
- A Novel
- By: James Grippando
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Every week a hundred million dollars in cash arrives at Miami International Airport, shipped by German banks to the Federal Reserve. A select group of trusted workers moves the bags through customs and loads them into armored trucks.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Start To The Series
- By Lia on 10-21-18
By: James Grippando
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Lay Your Sleeping Head
- The Henry Rios Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Michael Nava
- Narrated by: Thom Rivera
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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A completely revised edition of the first Henry Rios mystery, The Little Death, Lay Your Sleeping Head introduces Michael Nava’s singular protagonist, gay Latino criminal defense lawyer Henry Rios. Rios, beset by personal and professional problems, begins a passionate affair with the black sheep heir to a great California fortune who tells Rios an improbable tale of murder and sexual predation in his wealthy family. When the young man is found dead of an apparent drug overdose, Rios begins an investigation that ultimately reveals much more than murder.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved It
- By Leah Brock on 06-20-20
By: Michael Nava
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The Last Refuge
- By: Chris Knopf
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam Acquillo is at the end of the line: he's a middle-aged corporate dropout living in a ramshackle cottage in Southampton's North Sea. But then the old lady next door ends up floating dead in her bathtub, and it seems that Sam is the only one who wonders why.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A hero who doesn't work and play well with others.
- By Cholmondeley on 04-04-13
By: Chris Knopf
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Dangerous Games
- Sinclair & McCallum, Book 1
- By: Michael Prescott
- Narrated by: Suehyla El Attar
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A killer is using labyrinthine storm drains to dispose of his victims, who are found handcuffed and drowned, washed out of the rain-filled drainage lines like garbage. The crimes compel FBI Agent Tess McCallum to crack the case, but they're touching a nerve in Personal Security Consultant Abby Sinclair. She fears it's the same madman who invaded her nightmares once before. As the two women work with each other to solve the case, tensions rise and tempers flare. And as sure as the rain, a new killing season begins.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A thrilling ride with great characters!
- By Aaron P. Lazar on 08-20-12
By: Michael Prescott
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Saving Max
- By: Antoinette van Heugten
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 108
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Max Parkman - autistic and whip-smart, emotionally fragile and aggressive - is perfect in his mother's eyes. Until he's accused of murder. Attorney Danielle Parkman knows her teenage son Max's behavior has been getting worse - using drugs and lashing out. But she can't accept the diagnosis she receives at a top-notch adolescent psychiatric facility that her son is deeply disturbed. Dangerous. Until she finds Max, unconscious and bloodied, beside a patient who has been brutally stabbed to death.
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3 out of 5 stars
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How Far Would You Go to Save Your Son?
- By Holly Helscher on 09-17-12
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Time of Justice
- Mara Brent Legal Thriller Series, Book 1
- By: Robin James
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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This trial should be a slam-dunk. A faceless powerbroker has other ideas.... Small-town prosecutor Mara Brent must be tough as nails to succeed in her male-dominated profession. But she harbors a soft spot for the victims who rely on her courtroom skill, especially the wheelchair-bound rape survivor she’s known since her first day on the job. So when her friend’s unsolved case reopens with a DNA match and an arrest, she’s determined to finally bring a monster to justice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This one’s a WOW!!!!
- By shelley on 05-04-20
By: Robin James
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- Raymond S. Persi
- 01-09-23
Fun Story!
I first found this author through his very entertaining and wonderfully read story “The Merchant Adventurer”. This story lived up to my expectations!
Funny, imaginative, and with a lot of humanity, it was a great listen!
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- L. Renee Boyd
- 03-16-21
Gotta love crazy, evil silliness.
I thoroughly enjoy all the stories that Patrick E McLean writes. They are creative, funny, and have some of the best dialogue. Thank you Patrick!
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- Horace Jr.
- 12-15-20
As always your work is a delight to read
I am glad to see new works from you. You are one of my top three authors I enjoy reading.
[That said, I did notice some errors in the audio. Specifically, You have two chapter 5s, the first chapter 5 being the proper sixth chapter (atleast your amazon ebook has it ordered as such. Plus making more sense to have the fight before the shortened version.), and the second chapter 5 being the proper fifth chapter but is in the place of chapter six. If this seems confusing then; yes, yes it is.
Also in chapter 17, towards the end, there is a leftover repeat that wasn't properly removed. It happens shortly before 'spork' is mentioned.]
Back to the review. I find it tragic, that the professor in the end became the very thing that inadvertently killed him, in both ways. I loved the mockery of the hypocrisy that some portray, as well as the fetishization of victimhood.
Topper's development makes some of his earlier comments in previous works seem abit weird but also makes why Topper is so obsessed with Winsor fit so much better. In truth, Topper was more of a client, than a personal lawyer atfirst and shows how things work out for people that take The Evil Consultant's advice to heart.
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- drewerd
- 08-08-21
excellent
Patrick E. McLean is a wonderful author and narrator truly a double threat. Wickedly funny.
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- Kanus
- 07-12-21
He did it again!
Patrick did it again. another stroke of genius! i cant wake till someone turns this into a movie series or tv show!
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- Tim Norris
- 03-27-21
The origins of Topper
Still a great universe, would love a miniseries or a properly done show also. I but this is an origin of one of the best characters, Edwin is the strait man in the group, but Topper is the physical comedian.
Can't wait for more of this universe.
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- Ruel Smith
- 09-10-21
Origin of Topper
Long time fan of Edwin Windsor and Topper. Glad to hear how they started. Looking forward to the next How to Succeed in Evil book!
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- Proxy
- 11-21-20
The birth of topper
This story is an excellent addition to the efficient application of evil. Unfortunately the author allowed the quality of his product to slip. The price compared to length creates an expectation of top shelf merchandise. While slight there are background noises, and several bobbles in delivery.
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- Sam of Gar
- 04-13-23
Extremely entertaining and satisfying.
I'm so glad to be back in this world. I've been a fan of How to Succeed in Evil since the earliest podcasts (oh, how I wish I still had copies of those...), and it's nice to return to Edwin Windsor, Topper, and the inept supers of this version of reality. McLean has honed his storytelling abilities to even greater heights, and no one can read his characters as well as he can.
This story takes things back far enough to see the origin of Evil Efficiency's violent lawyer, and we get to enjoy several new incompetent villains, a clumsy hero, and one awesome butler.
While I always enjoy McLean's readings, I wish he's edit out the few falterings, as they take me out of the moment. Otherwise, this audiobook is one of my new favorites!
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