Connor's Big D*ck and Space Adventures Featuring a Planet of Sexy Cyborgs

Narrated by: J. E. Jones
Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
4 out of 5 stars (13 ratings)

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While stalking a group of hot alien-hunting dudes, Connor, ironically, gets hunted down by aliens himself. He is abducted. Taken off-planet. To be sold to slavery in the far reaches of the universe. During the unplanned trip out of the galaxy, Connor finds out though, to his immense amusement, that his d*ck has a power. It’s a real force of nature too! Back on Earth, it wasn’t anything, just an average d*ck. Nobody gave a damn about it back on Earth. At the distant frontiers, though, his d*ck can do magic! Bending alien minds. Getting advantage over extraterrestrial species. But will it be enough to get his ass back home? And would he even want to go back?

A new extraterrestrial road-trip series from the creator of Jimmy’s Erotic Adventure in Space and Time Continuum.

©2019 Perie Wolford (P)2020 Alex Pono

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enjoyed it

Did the story keep me engaged: yes
Were there any parts I found annoying: would have liked it to be longer
Did I feel an emotional connection to the characters: yes
Would I listen to it again: yes

I enjoyed this more than I thought I would! Entertaining characters and a good pace. I was really surprised by the ending and hope we hear more adventures of Connor, Grey and Cyborg.

I enjoyed JE Jones narration. I had no problem telling the characters apart and he added life to the audio experience.

Overall a fun and enjoyable couple of hours !

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Connor's Travels

This is a fun short story. As Connor visits another planet, he finds love. The characters were well developed and had great personalities. The narration was executed with great talent that makes the story fun. To bad it was only two and a half hours long. With that being said, I'm looking forward to future adventures of Connor, Grey and the Cyborg.

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Mind controlling D**k

This story is a little different from what I usually read, so I said why not give it a try.
In some ways I think this story was a little amusing. wacking off while strange animals watch' and controlling them with your mind or is it the D ** ** K No... (wouldn't everyone lik to d that...?)weird.
The ending. was surprising. but I guess connor has a l ot add more adventures before he could return home.

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Entertaining Listen

Perfect length for my train commute. However in its brevity it felt like things happened super suddenly or without transitions. I found it super fun to listen to never the less😋

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Outrageously funny! I loved it.

When I first started this book I thought, meh. Then I started to see how funny it was. Conner's adventures are so off the wall funny and Grey (his alien abductor) is hilarious. I loved his pet, Flubber and Crusher too. After they crash land on a supposedly unoccupied planet, they are imprisoned by cyborgs. Where he meets "Guard". This had a surprise ending that was terrific! I was still chuckling and replaying it in my head for quite awhile afterwards.

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Cute, funny and ludicrously fun!

The title alone made it worth it! The storyline is goofy big time but that’s part of what makes it great. The narrator is fantastic! Short and enjoyable. It’s not Dickens so if you’re only into literature, move on.

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can Connor's big manhood save them?

Connor is perving on some online porn people and finds himself abducted by an alien, in danger of being studied by cyborgs and finds his manhood is magic and may be their only hope of being rescued.

I will begin by saying neither erotica or sci-fi is my usual thing. So why did I take this for review? Because I have listened to several books by Perie Wolford and though out of my usual comfort zone, I find them refreshing, funny and interesting. Though very erotic there is a deep underlying story with lots of adventure, never a dull moment and thought the story is extremely short it is complete. I think this is my favorite yet.
The narration is also very good, more acting than just reading and gives, excitement to the story as well.

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Fun Story

Connor's Adventure on a cyborg planet took me by surprise. I liked the story and all 3 characters, but most of all I loved narration. Can't wait for more of Connor's adventure

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  • 01-27-20

Wow, what a ride

This book had me laughing out loud so much. J. E. Jones really gives these characters their personalities. Good storyline, a bit bizarre but good.

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  • Starwarslover
  • 01-21-20

enjoyable

this was funny and interesting and just made me laugh several times. it was sexyish haha.. i honestly dont know that this was sexy so much as comedic sexy haha. i enjoyed this narrator and story. very good

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  • Thais Dematte
  • 01-19-20

It surprised me!

A very different story. There is some dark humor in there, some voyeurism and definitely a lot of action and adventures.

I did think this was more of a telling than a showing book, but it's not a book to be taking seriously. There is zero relationship development and I don't consider this a romance but a love story.

It would be a five star read if not for the ending. That sucked, but I should have imagined. Not a HEA guys.

I LOVE the narration! J. E. Jones brought the fun out of the book. His pacing is very accurate and even in the dark parts, it felt funny because of his narration, right as I imagined the scene would play out. I'm amazed by his ability to make such different and distinct voices, I NEVER mistook one character with another.

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  • 01-19-20

Big, big and bigger better.

I loved the book, the story and plot was well done. I love the mix of sci fi with m/m genre and hits all the spots. Fingers crossed theres going to be more books. The audio is well done and I like listening to audio books as it brings something, more personal, more voices like it's the character reading it to you. The narrator is great, love it x