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You Can't Touch My Hair Audiobook

You Can't Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain

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Publisher's Summary

A New York Times Best Seller

"A must-read...Phoebe Robinson discusses race and feminism in such a funny, real, and specific way, it penetrates your brain and stays with you." (Ilana Glazer, cocreator and costar of Broad City)

A hilarious and timely essay collection about race, gender, and pop culture from upcoming comedy superstar and 2 Dope Queens podcaster Phoebe Robinson

Being a black woman in America means contending with old prejudices and fresh absurdities every day. Comedian Phoebe Robinson has experienced her fair share over the years: She's been unceremoniously relegated to the role of "the black friend", as if she is somehow the authority on all things racial; she's been questioned about her love of U2 and Billy Joel ("isn't that...white people music?"); she's been called "uppity" for having an opinion in the workplace; she's been followed around stores by security guards; and yes, people do ask her whether they can touch her hair all. The. Time. Now she's ready to take these topics to audio - and she's going to make you laugh as she's doing it.

Using her trademark wit alongside pop-culture references galore, Robinson explores everything from why Lisa Bonet is "Queen. Bae. Jesus" to breaking down the terrible nature of casting calls to giving her less-than-traditional advice to the future female president and demanding that the NFL clean up its act, all told in the same conversational voice that launched her podcast, 2 Dope Queens, to the top spot on iTunes. As personal as it is political, You Can't Touch My Hair examines our cultural climate and skewers our biases with humor and heart, announcing Robinson as a writer on the rise.

One of Glamour's "Top 10 Books of 2016"
Featured on Refinery 29's list of "The Best Books of 2016 So Far"

Read by the author, and featuring additional narration by Jessica Williams and John Hodgson

©2016 Phoebe Robinson (P)2016 Penguin Audio

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    Hailey Bailey 02-01-17 Member Since 2016
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    "A True Gem!"

    Phoebe Robinson opens the door to her world in this funny, but real, way.
    Her opinions on everything from certain older, white gentleman, to very politically sensitive issues really reach to the core of who we are as a society and raise the question of whether or not we are headed in the right direction. Ant good story can make you think fondly about ups and downs of the characters, but it takes a truly great book to encourage the reader to be introspective, especially without asking direct questions. Thanks Pheobs!
    p.s. If you ever come to Colorado on tour, you HAVE to check out The Chocolate Therapist in Littleton, for some wine and chocolate pairing... I get the feeling you would enjoy it.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kate 12-02-16
    Kate 12-02-16

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    Would you listen to You Can't Touch My Hair again? Why?

    I don't normally write reviews, but after the promos on 2 DopeQueens (which I love), I went to download this audiobook and was a bit astonished that, despite the super high star rating, all the reviews that were showing up were so damned negative!!! I almost didn't download it (I needed something fun to get me through the drive home from family thanksgiving), then I remembered, Phoebe is awesome, and I want to hear what she has to say.I'm a 42 year old divorced white lady. Phoebe says a lot that ring true to me about the experience of being a lady and from knowing POC. She also says a lot of things that I didn't know from the perspective of a POC, that I found enlightening. I am really, really grateful for all that she says. YES, the cadence of this book is a bit rough if you are used to Phoebe from 2 Dope Queens, where she feels just off the cuff. In this audiobook, you can definitely feel that she's reading -- but, she's reading her book, and I'm okay with that. One review I read suggested reading it at 1.1 speed-- unfortunately, my app only broke down to 1.25 - which was okay for awhile (1 chapter), then when I could hear in her voice that genuineness that we know and love, it was weird. YES, she's 31 and the fact that she bemoans being old makes those of us older feel like sorry old sacks. I remember feeling the same way. It's not really a thing that she's her age. It's who she is. Those of us that are now older were there, and remember it, if we're honest. YES, there are a few minor points where things get a bit dry, and, more to the point, feel like Phoebe is reading us a part of her college thesis instead of just engaging us and then backing her points up with facts.THOSE ARE MINOR POINTS, however, given the overall spectacular engagement I felt with Phoebe and this book. I think she brings people in to consider other experiences, explains them with grace and humor, and most of all, makes us laugh while we understand more about our shared human experience. Phoebe, I really enjoyed your book, and your reading of it, even though I'm not the intended audience. And, seriously, screw the assholes who don't get it.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Phoebe, Olivia, John


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Phoebe Robinson?

    Not unless she wrote it


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    laugh, for sure.


    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    "Listen @ 1.1x speed !!!"

    Firstly, I loved the contents. As a Mexican immigrant catching up with American culture, with fair skin and a diverse friend group, I found this very informative. As a fan of 2DQ and SMWG, this book did not disappoint.

    With regards to the performance, it felt painfully slow and almost gave up and switched it for the print copy. I am a big fan of both if Phoebe's podcasts so I am used to listening to her speech (which I love) but the cadence on the audiobook felt off. I sped it up to 1.1x and voilá!

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    angelfly72 Sacramento, CA United States 11-13-16
    angelfly72 Sacramento, CA United States 11-13-16 Member Since 2016

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    "I'm too old for this book"

    I definitely struggled to listen to this book. I tried, believe me, I tried. But I'm part of that last group of boomers, born 13 years after the end WWII. I could understand the "don't touch my hair" part because I went through that A LOT of that in the early 70s, when I was wearing a 'fro. White girls would help themselves to touching my hair, until I trained them to stop doing that But that's pretty much where the similarities end. I have two Millennial daughters. Maybe they would enjoy this.

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    Chloe 10-09-16
    Chloe 10-09-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Nonstop laughs and all the feeeeels"

    Phoebe most beautifully and hilariously describes ways in which we all need to lady up and address societal and individual issues such as racial inequities, gender stereotyping, and self care. It's incredible to hear someone openly and positively talking about these crucial issues, and I cannot explain how much I appreciate hearing them from another young woman's perspective. (Oh yeah, phoebe explains the importance of this. Because she's the best.) This book is absolutely necessary for every woman and POC wanting to see their experience reflected back, and should be listened to by everyone to gain perspective but also because it's so freakin' funny! I listened to this book straight through, totally absorbed as if in the best kind of convo with my best friend. Thanks phoebs!! <3

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    Fox 05-14-17
    Fox 05-14-17 Member Since 2017
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    Where does You Can't Touch My Hair rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Can't really compare with what I have listened to before. I like a diverse library (in the genre sense) and humor/bio is one of my favorites. All in all, if it's witty and the humor makes me giggle, then I'm pretty damn happy. Phoebe is a favorite narrator of mine from the podcast and so its like having a bit of an old friend to listen to. I love to rant and roast and so does she, and we're the same age. Which means, we're very young and good looking, of course.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The things that piss people off around the world like touching hair are so universal. Its oddly comforting to be like "ha! i also find people trying to touch my hair to be very irritating!" and then to think about all the other people out there who probably wish no one would ask to touch their hair too.


    What does Phoebe Robinson and John Hodgman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I don't really read many non-technical books in either the dead tree or e versions. My life is audio books. I don't think i'd choose to read this book if i didn't know I love the vocals.


    Any additional comments?

    YQY

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    Krista Tyler 04-22-17
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    "Well done Pheebs!"

    I need Pheobe to write letters to Olivia for the rest of her life. even if they're never published for my reading, it needs to happen. This book was wicked enjoyable and informative. The Rebecca Incident should be required reading for all teachers. How was that situation ever okay!?!? Thanks for bringing to struggles of POCs to light, Ms. Robinson. Your truth will help my daughter find hers. Love it.

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    Tieceypoo Georgia 04-12-17
    Tieceypoo Georgia 04-12-17

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    "Fantastic Read!"

    I really enjoyed the book she outlined issues within this American society that people refuse to talk about. my favorite part was about being an angry black woman. Yes, at times, we are angry... And rightfully f****** so.

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    Sylvia 04-11-17
    Sylvia 04-11-17 Member Since 2017
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    Great book just some of the content took to long to get to the point but loved the story.

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    bridget 04-03-17
    bridget 04-03-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Disappointed"

    I had hoped for something more and found myself wanted. Disorganized describes the writing style. There were a couple of interesting stories from her life but I had to wade through too much wondering to find them. The best part of this whole book were the letters to her niece at the end. I am glad that I did not give up on the book before getting to the letters.
    The author reading the book was grating. I have no idea how much was the actual book and how much was her getting off topic. The letter where her white male friend wrote to her niece was by far my favorite part of the book. He was easy to listen to and his letter was well written and to the point. I had hoped for so much more from the writer. Oh well. This is what I get for not reading the reviews before buying a book and being drawn in by the title.

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    "Funny, insightful, too many Americanisms"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    The book offers readers a unique insight into a variety of issues. The author is unapologetically black, female, smart, funny. Why would she need to apologise for those things, you may ask. You can find the answer to that and many other important questions in this book.


    What did you like best about this story?

    There were really funny bits but also parts that made you think. She talks about at times having to sugarcoat her opinions with jokes (and make it work) but she is just as good at giving you things straight.


    Who might you have cast as narrator instead of Phoebe Robinson and John Hodgman ?

    Overall I liked the narration. My only issue was that I thought certain things should never be uttered by anyone over the age of 12. Examples: the 12-second-long "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude" half way through the book. I almost stopped there, I was tempted to just read the rest of it. You are American, we get it. It mostly bothered me because to me it felt like an effort to take the edge off jokes that were meant to address serious issues. Considering everything she says about women being punished for being smart and people of colour having to constantly mind white people's feelings, it felt rather contradictory.


    Could you see You Can't Touch My Hair being made into a movie or a TV series? Who would the stars be?

    Absolutely, preferably a TV show. Obviously Phoebe Robinson should be in it. And U2.


    Any additional comments?

    You should stick it out and listen to what the author has to say, ESPECIALLY if you feel uncomfortable.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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