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Publisher's Summary

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.

In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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#dicklies

A terrible book from a dead/irrelevant internet "celebrity". How long is it going to be before Maddox disavows chapters in this book because he's retroactively offended by them?

7 of 10 people found this review helpful

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Fuck this book

Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.

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It's OK.

Been a fan of Maddox since the late 90's. First half of the book is classic Maddox and very funny. Second half of the book seems to take a nose dive into social justice conversation points. It is well written and I am sure others will love it. Just not my type of book.

2 of 4 people found this review helpful

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Not even a sensible chuckle.

Maddox is a one-note joke that only autists laugh at.
He is fucking clown shoes. If he were real, I'd beat the shit out of him for being so stupid.

4 of 8 people found this review helpful

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F*ck Reviews

Worth it just to hear the publisher's classical music and voiceover actress say the title

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Excellent essay

I loved it and fuck you if you didn't. Having Maddox ranting in my ears for more than 4 hours was both entertaining and enlightening.

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F*ck you too.

Liked it, maybe some points were a little weak. That's most likely due overexposure to Ruckas arguments.

0 of 4 people found this review helpful

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Yes

YES YES YES YES YES YES

THANK you, NO problem.
(P.S. It's hidden in the liquor cabinet)

0 of 4 people found this review helpful