• Christmas Jokes

  • Funny and Hilarious Christmas Jokes and Riddles for Kids
  • By: Arnie Lightning
  • Narrated by: Ryan Sitzberger
  • Length: 8 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)

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Christmas Jokes

By: Arnie Lightning
Narrated by: Ryan Sitzberger
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Lots of hilarious holiday laughs for kids!

Makes a wonderful Christmas gift for children.

From the number one best-selling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more.

Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

This Christmas audiobook is great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud with friends and family at home or school.

Q: What was the barber’s favorite Christmas song? A: Oh comb all ye faithful!

Q: What do you call a singing elf? A: A wrapper!

Q: What song do Santa’s elves sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

©2017 Arnie Lightning (P)2017 Arnie Lightning

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Cute collection of kids jokes

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