Cheese Rustlers
Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Jeffrey Breslauer
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By:
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Chris A. Jackson
About this listen
Harry Fische and the crew of the Limburger are back in action, and they're out to take the cheese. The evil alien Sploig have stolen a whole cheese factory, cows and all, and taken it off planet Earth. There's nothing to do but load up the Jiffy Whip and go after the cheese rustlers!
But how do you find an ancient race of shape-shifting aliens who make even the Farfnians look like technological troglodytes? The answer? Pick a nice Carpoolian with lots of money, and run for public office!
With the Limburger infested with shape-shifting aliens who can look like anyone or anything, nobody is safe. Are Harry and the crew hunting Sploig, or being hunted themselves? And when you finally catch a Sploig, what do you do with it?
If you liked Cheese Runners, you'll love Cheese Rustlers!
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