Cerberus Exploitation

A Grindhouse Triple Feature

By: Patrick C. Harrison III, M. Ennenbach, Chris Miller

Narrated by: Daniel Caravetta

Length: 15 hrs and 42 mins

Publisher's summary

One dystopian future. Three blood-soaked, action-packed, breast-bouncing exploitative novels.

Electro-Satan Comes to Wolfe City

A group of teens head out for Fukushima Biotech's yearly summer camp. What should be a week of fun in the sun far from the sprawl of the City, turns into something deadly. Electro-Satan has come to Wolfe City with a crew of modified hillbillies intent on wreaking havoc on the sleepy town.

Vampire Nuns Behind Bars

A group of nuns is convicted of murder and sentenced to hard time at the Corman District Penitentiary. With the help of an undercover ally, an escape plan is in the works. But the deeds of a mad scientist and a sadistic warden won’t make things easy. And the vampire problem doesn’t help.

The Sons of Thunder

When Sawyer Declan, more machine than man, is offered an opportunity to go after the terrorist that took his former life away, he heads into the wastelands surrounding the City, hunting a sadistic army of cultists bent on equality or death, all under the direction of their Messiah. A showdown for the ages is in store for The Sons of Thunder, because Sawyer is bringing hell to their doorstep.

©2021 Chris Miller, Patrick C. Harrison III, M. Ennenbach (P)2022 Chris Miller, Patrick C. Harrison III, M. Ennenbach

Excellent stories

Three really great stories. Well written and narrated. Really found myself getting into all 3 of these.

Highly entertaining

What do you get when three brilliant minds mash, sci-fi, dark humour and extreme horror together? this fantastic collection.


Daniel does a great job with the narration I highly recommend the audio version for the full grindhouse effect.
A completely original concept, that would appeal to a wide audience 5stars

Insanity On Every Page

In Cerberus Exploitation: A Grindhouse Triple Feature, Patrick C. Harrison III, Mike Ennenbach, and Chris Miller nail the storytelling aesthetic of grindhouse exploitation cinema with a Troma flair. It's particularly appropriate that I mention Troma since this book begins with an introduction provided by none other than Lloyd Kaufman. Like proper triple-feature experiences, the book contains trailers, film credits (with dream casting choices from the authors), and everything a fan could hope for...aside from the popcorn.
Electro-Satan Comes To Wolfe City introduces us to a group of kids hoping to enjoy a summer camping trip, only to have everything disrupted by mutant hillbillies. Ennenbach's contribution to this collection gets the reader/listener's attention almost immediately with a musical performance that should have anyone in stitches. From there, it's a barrage of violence, humor, and all the splattery goodness fans of the genre adore.
Patrick C Harrison III then hits us with his twisted take on the women in prison genre with Vampire Nuns Behind Bars. Replete with lesbianism, sadism/torture, scientific experimentation, rebel uprisings/prison riots, and--of course--vampires. Terrible things are taking place at this women's prison, where political dissidents and troublemakers--and a handful of nuns--are swept under the rug and channeled into one of two secret chambers where horrors await. When a prison break's attempted, the balancing act that kept the facility functional gets disrupted hugely, and the halls and cell blocks become a slaughterhouse.
And finally, we arrive at Chris Miller's Sons of Thunder, focused on a military recovery mission in the dystopian Hellscape outside of the "safely" bubbled cities owned and operated by corporations. Escape From New York and Assault on Precinct 13 come together, producing a malformed and grim, action-packed adventure. Mutants, terrorists, and doomsday cultists stand in the way of an elite team and one man bent on revenge at any cost.
There's no point in trying to describe the escapades these authors have assembled. It's something one just has to experience for themself...and I recommend doing so as soon as possible.
Daniel Caravetta's narration is spot-on, capturing the lunacy and low-budget mayhem of grindhouse cinema in a way only a fan of the films could manage.

Grindhouse!

All the fun of a Grindhouse movie marathon in one book. Between the three outlandish and over the stop stories and trailers, this was a blast to listen to and get me through my work day. A must for splatter fans.