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Publisher's Summary

It’s not you. It’s me.

No, seriously. It is me. Not only does my name literally mean “unfortunate”, but that’s the story of my life. 

Everything I touch turns to crap. An apartment fire - that I swear I was not responsible for - means I’m living back at home with my sex-mad parents. Yay, me! 

Which is why I need my new job as personal assistant to Cameron Reid to get back on my feet. Three months in this job and I can move back out and, hopefully, remember to turn off my flat iron once in a while. 

Ahem. 

On paper, my job is easy. Make coffee. Book appointments. 

Keep everything in order. Until I walk in on my boss, half-naked, wearing nothing but the kind of tiny white towel that dreams are made of. 

Now, nothing is easy - except for our mutual attraction. But he’s my boss, and you know what they say about mixing work and pleasure: unless you do p*rn, it’s just not worth it. 

Or is it?

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Cute.

It's a 3.5 stars. This is my 2nd book with this author, Emma Hart. I bought her books awhile back and it was just sitting on the self. When I finally dive in the story, it took me by surprise. It was far much better than, the 1st book I read which was Four Day Fling. They are likable characters and just a feel-good kind of read. It is a lot of flirting and funny moments. I will try more of her books. The author is warming up on me. Haha!

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  • Karenza1
  • 06-01-21

What was the point of this book???

Started off well, and I liked the characters to start with, but it just went nowhere! There was no real story line, literally nothing happened, other than them meeting, deciding they fancied each other and then getting together. Several hours of my life I'm never getting back. Very very disappointed!

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  • Danii
  • 03-19-20

Love this book

Holy hot fudge sundae. Emma Hart has only gone and done it again! After Tequila Tequila I didn’t think it was possible to beat but Mallory is one sassy chick and I love Cameron. He is definitely new book boyfriend material.

Mallory is a walking disaster. If first impressions were everything this girl would stick in your mind for the wrong reasons. She’s moved back home and currently looking for a new job. Her recent set of interviews offer the promise of an office job. The problem is her new boss. He may or may not have seen her dirty laundry.

Cameron Reid is a rich, sexy bachelor with a mind for business and a body to die for. Nobody’s boss should be that good looking but what does a little eye candy hurt? The problem is these two have already met and Mallory is more than the average assistant. She will spill your coffee but won’t leave you hanging.

Mallory is a fun loveable character. She’s clumsy but adorable. She’s the perfect assistant but you have to learn her quirks. Cameron and Mallory gel. He really is perfect.

This is a romantic comedy. It’s funny (no cringe-worthy moments), it’s loveable and sweet. Mallory is a True Crime and nacho kind of girl. Cameron wants someone with character and sass. This is a great combination.

This is a slow burn romance even though it’s set over a short period of time. Mallory is hardworking and tries her hardest not to be a klutz. Her personality is fun but not over barring. I love this book!

I read this book before listening to the audiobook. The voice of Mallory wasn’t what I was expecting. I thought she would be more upbeat but as I settled into the story I enjoyed it the way it is.

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  • 03-02-20

Nice romance. Narrators were great.

In my humble opinion, the story was funny, quirky and sweet. It made me laugh so it gets 4 stars just for that, I was enjoying it but I have 2 small critiques:

1. This particular shortish story could have been told from the female perspective only, and we would have had to figure out Cameron's feelings - showcasing more of Emma's style of writing. However, I must add that Brian Pallino was my favourite narrator of the two here, he did all the female voices so well and Cameron so yumm. So a bit of an oxymoron, there I admit.
2. A little soft on the tension between Cameron and Mallory. An office romance that had a feel of normal to it. Everybody was so....nice....to each other. The humour saved this story for me.