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C*cky Author

Narrated by: Meghan Kelly
Length: 15 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (50 ratings)
Regular price: $3.95
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Publisher's Summary

This totally original audiobook is about a cock...sure man who is caulky, cocked up, and above all else, confident. He lays it into a lady real good and leaves her satisfied.  

This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.

©2018 Fettucine Holliday (P)2018 Fettucine Holliday

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Caution may cause extreme bouts of hilarity!

I’m dying of laughter, such an enjoyable way to spend 15 minutes listening to an absolutely brilliant satire of C*ckygate!! The shade!!
Fettuccine Holiday I want to be your friend! You’re all kinds of awesome!!!

Highly recommended!! The combination of the freaking genuis that is Fettuccine Holiday’s creation, together with the perfect & effortless narration by the very talented Meghan Kelly, it’s definitely worth a credit!!

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Not your average erotic romance 😂

OMG parts of this book had me LMAO!!
I was expecting straight up dirty erotic romance, but got more than I bargained for. IDK if this was intended to be erotic slapstick parody romance, but that's how I
perceived it ...The narrator also did a good job. I was given this free audio book at my request and have voluntarily provided this review.

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very funny

This was a short comical read about a not so funny subject. I thought it was very comical and giggle worthy.

Meghan-- I follow Meghan's work and have to say this was one of my favorite narrations from her. great job!

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C&*#cky

Hilariously funny and very entertaining. Meghan Kelly did a great job with the narration. Very short but laugh out loud :-D

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Funny

Short, but funny and full of puns. Great narrator too! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

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Hilarious!!

This is so frickin funny! I laughed so hard I was crying. short but awesome.

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  • Angela
  • OVERLAND PARK, KS United States
  • 06-28-18

So funny!

Okay I have to admit this - I DID NOT get it the first time I listened and then I was clued in and I'm so glad I was! When I re-listened I laughed the whole time. Seriously funny when you know the back story. It's 15 minutes of fun, sex and fun. :)

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Very short funny novella!

We love c*cky stories! This satirical short story was a funny listen. The narration was well done!

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  • Cassi
  • ScrolMates Blog
  • 05-25-18

This book is just so... sure of its self, arrogant

This is a hilarious short story that I couldn’t put down.
Our heroine is a book store owner who has been served with orders to change her stores name thanks to a new trade mark, and she just can’s afford to stay afloat so she brings in a famous author to drum up some more business.

An author who is … what word am I looking for… conceited, over confident, self important, egotistical…. There’s a word…. 5 letters?

This book was a fantastic surprise so funny all of my family members just stared at me as I laughed my rear end off and just when I thought it couldn’t get better it did! The narration was nothing less than perfect. Go listen to this book. Its everything you want it to be.

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Nothing like a funny book to cheer you up!

This short read had me laughing from start to finish. I had a hard time holding in my giggles. C*cky Author definitely helps bring laughter to a tough situation!

The narration was AMAZING! Meghan Kelly was hilarious in this book!

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  • mani
  • 05-23-18

Laugh out loud

It is very short but I was laughing all the way to the end. I wish it was longer

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  • Simon
  • 06-28-18

funny story

This is a great little piss take in retaliation to the stupid law suit currently affecting romance authors due to some stuck up, pompous woman. Aside from this it is still quite a funny story where the author goes to great lengths to avoid using the word Cocky

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  • Clare Keating
  • 05-23-18

Funny short story.

I received this title for free in exchange for an unbiased review.

I thought this was very funny and loved some of the sayings in it lady lasagna made me snort out loud. Short but very sweet. I loved Meghan Kelly's voice very sultry.