C*cky Author

Narrated by: Meghan Kelly
Length: 15 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (53 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

This totally original audiobook is about a cock...sure man who is caulky, cocked up, and above all else, confident. He lays it into a lady real good and leaves her satisfied.  

This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.

©2018 Fettucine Holliday (P)2018 Fettucine Holliday

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Hilarious Spoof of trying to trademark "Cocky


A short story but the Author has flawlessly made fun of both that ridiculous Author and inane attempt to ban the use of the word “Cocky” in any future books. Skillfully written to mock both the situation and attempted “trade marker”. I laughed from start to finish! Perfectly narrated by Meghan Kelly to gleam the full hilarity of the ridiculousness of the situation!

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Caution may cause extreme bouts of hilarity!

I’m dying of laughter, such an enjoyable way to spend 15 minutes listening to an absolutely brilliant satire of C*ckygate!! The shade!!
Fettuccine Holiday I want to be your friend! You’re all kinds of awesome!!!

Highly recommended!! The combination of the freaking genuis that is Fettuccine Holiday’s creation, together with the perfect & effortless narration by the very talented Meghan Kelly, it’s definitely worth a credit!!

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very funny

This was a short comical read about a not so funny subject. I thought it was very comical and giggle worthy.

Meghan-- I follow Meghan's work and have to say this was one of my favorite narrations from her. great job!

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Not your average erotic romance 😂

OMG parts of this book had me LMAO!!
I was expecting straight up dirty erotic romance, but got more than I bargained for. IDK if this was intended to be erotic slapstick parody romance, but that's how I
perceived it ...The narrator also did a good job. I was given this free audio book at my request and have voluntarily provided this review.

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C&*#cky

Hilariously funny and very entertaining. Meghan Kelly did a great job with the narration. Very short but laugh out loud :-D

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Nothing like a funny book to cheer you up!

This short read had me laughing from start to finish. I had a hard time holding in my giggles. C*cky Author definitely helps bring laughter to a tough situation!

The narration was AMAZING! Meghan Kelly was hilarious in this book!

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Funny

Short, but funny and full of puns. Great narrator too! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

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Hilarious!!

This is so frickin funny! I laughed so hard I was crying. short but awesome.

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So funny!

Okay I have to admit this - I DID NOT get it the first time I listened and then I was clued in and I'm so glad I was! When I re-listened I laughed the whole time. Seriously funny when you know the back story. It's 15 minutes of fun, sex and fun. :)

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Very short funny novella!

We love c*cky stories! This satirical short story was a funny listen. The narration was well done!

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  • 05-23-18

Laugh out loud

It is very short but I was laughing all the way to the end. I wish it was longer

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  • Simon
  • 06-28-18

funny story

This is a great little piss take in retaliation to the stupid law suit currently affecting romance authors due to some stuck up, pompous woman. Aside from this it is still quite a funny story where the author goes to great lengths to avoid using the word Cocky

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  • Clare Keating
  • 05-23-18

Funny short story.

I received this title for free in exchange for an unbiased review.

I thought this was very funny and loved some of the sayings in it lady lasagna made me snort out loud. Short but very sweet. I loved Meghan Kelly's voice very sultry.