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Publisher's Summary

This totally original audiobook is about a cock...sure man who is caulky, cocked up, and above all else, confident. He lays it into a lady real good and leaves her satisfied.  

This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.

©2018 Fettucine Holliday (P)2018 Fettucine Holliday

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Caution may cause extreme bouts of hilarity!

I’m dying of laughter, such an enjoyable way to spend 15 minutes listening to an absolutely brilliant satire of C*ckygate!! The shade!!
Fettuccine Holiday I want to be your friend! You’re all kinds of awesome!!!

Highly recommended!! The combination of the freaking genuis that is Fettuccine Holiday’s creation, together with the perfect & effortless narration by the very talented Meghan Kelly, it’s definitely worth a credit!!

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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Not your average erotic romance 😂

OMG parts of this book had me LMAO!!
I was expecting straight up dirty erotic romance, but got more than I bargained for. IDK if this was intended to be erotic slapstick parody romance, but that's how I
perceived it ...The narrator also did a good job. I was given this free audio book at my request and have voluntarily provided this review.

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C&*#cky

Hilariously funny and very entertaining. Meghan Kelly did a great job with the narration. Very short but laugh out loud :-D

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Funny

Short, but funny and full of puns. Great narrator too! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Hilarious!!

This is so frickin funny! I laughed so hard I was crying. short but awesome.

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  • Angela
  • OVERLAND PARK, KS United States
  • 06-28-18

So funny!

Okay I have to admit this - I DID NOT get it the first time I listened and then I was clued in and I'm so glad I was! When I re-listened I laughed the whole time. Seriously funny when you know the back story. It's 15 minutes of fun, sex and fun. :)

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Very short funny novella!

We love c*cky stories! This satirical short story was a funny listen. The narration was well done!

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This book is just so... sure of its self, arrogant

This is a hilarious short story that I couldn’t put down.
Our heroine is a book store owner who has been served with orders to change her stores name thanks to a new trade mark, and she just can’s afford to stay afloat so she brings in a famous author to drum up some more business.

An author who is … what word am I looking for… conceited, over confident, self important, egotistical…. There’s a word…. 5 letters?

This book was a fantastic surprise so funny all of my family members just stared at me as I laughed my rear end off and just when I thought it couldn’t get better it did! The narration was nothing less than perfect. Go listen to this book. Its everything you want it to be.

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Marketing Genius!

This book is nothing short of hysterically funny! In response to an author trademarking a word, Fettucine Holliday has written this short, funny story with every possible euphemism included. She takes the ridiculous situation and created a satire sure to make you laugh out loud and give this circumstance the mockery it deserves. The listen may be short, but it is packed full and is the best response to this craziness. Narrated with perfect comedic timing, Meghan Kelly brings the points home! Loved this little gem!

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Oh my gosh! Funny and quick listen 🤣

I definitely got a good quick laugh from this. especially at "lady lasagna"!

My rating scale:
5☆ - I loved this book and it brought out true emotion in me (laughter, anger, a good cry, etc)
4☆ - I loved this book.
3☆ - I liked this book.
2☆ - I didn't really care for this book.
1☆ - I did not like this book at all and probably did not finish it.

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  • MANI
  • 05-23-18

Laugh out loud

It is very short but I was laughing all the way to the end. I wish it was longer

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  • Simon
  • 06-28-18

funny story

This is a great little piss take in retaliation to the stupid law suit currently affecting romance authors due to some stuck up, pompous woman. Aside from this it is still quite a funny story where the author goes to great lengths to avoid using the word Cocky

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  • Clare Keating
  • 05-23-18

Funny short story.

I received this title for free in exchange for an unbiased review.

I thought this was very funny and loved some of the sayings in it lady lasagna made me snort out loud. Short but very sweet. I loved Meghan Kelly's voice very sultry.