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Shaina Summerville
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Nole Moody
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Girls, guns, and greenskins.
Small Towns in America have a way of enforcing conformity. High School outcast Samantha Jenkins always had a hard time fitting into that mold. Quirky and opinionated with a dark sense of humor, she's no one's idea of a hero. Unfortunately, when orcs invade and start abducting people, she may be the only hope humanity has left.
Can one sarcastic girl and her Golden Retriever save the world...or are we all doomed to servitude?
©2020 Marc Vaughan (P)2020 Marc VaughanListeners also enjoyed...
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