This is a complete waste of time but god damn does it make me lol.

More Boston, More Wisconsin, More child-killing hypotheticals, Several tributes to black history month. Bradley tries and fails to be human for 2 hours straight (more than usual, even).

Join us, or at least pretend to join us like a pathetic loser using the power of technology, and our special guest Colin as we discuss. 

[Recorded 2/4/22]

In this episode, join Shan, Bradley, Sajid, and Calvin as a fly on the wall to what one former brony called "...the most fun I've ever had."

Sajid describes the experience of a total inversion of reality, consistency, and comprehensibility; then Calvin describes having his way with a cardboard cutout of The Rock. 

Nothing is sacred or profane. But that's always been the case.

Agency begets fulfillment. Serendipity begets joy.

"Pop culture? I hardly knew her!" ~either a beast or a god.

[Recorded 1/14/22]

Shan, Bradley, and newcomer Sajid are crammed in a tiny sweaty room, oh it's so sweaty so sweaty ong bruh *SNNNNNNNNNIFFF* uughgh... in order to discuss why we are all a bunch of namby pamby baby boys who hate our parents and our schools and wanna go poopie in our diapie instead. 

Why does Bradley want to punch Jacob Collier? He doesn't know!
Why is Shan remorseless in his nutting? He doesn't know!
Does Sajid like pegging? He doesn't know!

Featuring a far-in-the-distance music lesson and a topic about relationships that tries and fails to be introduced no less that 10 times.

"When in Rome, soak as the Mormons do."

[Recorded 1/14/22]

What does love, death, religion, the Wisconsinite accent, the metaphysics of time and space, Cyrus the Great, the shape of the universe, conspiracy theories, Among Us, superheroes, and subliminal farting all have in common? They're all smoothly interwoven into this conversation.

Newcomer and oldcomer Calvin joins the podcast to talk about anything and everything.

[Recorded 1/13/22]

This podcast contains the true meaning of the Mona Lisa, the definition of "Art", and several tangents about comedians for no good reason.

Starring a Ritalin-deprived curmudgeon and his tired friend asking for help with his stoicism homework.

Structure? I've never heard of her!! (this is a joke please let me keep my job i asked what her pronouns were in advance she said they were she/her its just a pun i know it was in bad taste please i'm sorry i beg of you i have the papers to prove it i cant afford more strikes on my record i'll say anything you want me to in front of a jury)

[Recorded 1/8/22]

An Oreo-like podcast - in one sense because any hope of cohesion is dissolved by the first dunk into some questionably-sourced white liquid, and in another sense because we brought along a recovering mormon to be sandwiched between us, also in some other third sense I wont bother bringing up;

though, unlike an oreo, this podcast has no good taste.

[Recorded 12/3/21]

Do Harvard students hate their parents more than they love success?
What if Jesus was a cyborg?
Would Jane Goodall be deified if she went native?
How does E. Coli get into your sneeze?

All this and more will be passed over briefly as you witness a conversation that'll continuously trick you into thinking it might have a point.

If Episode 2 was content without form then this is its autistic inverse.

[Recorded 11/26/21]

objectively the worst one we'll ever do