Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Man Has Lived On Raw Meat Diet, Including Chicken, For 3 Years
• Under Bizarre New Iranian TV Censorship Rules, Women Are Banned From Eating Pizza Or Wearing Leather Gloves

National Sports

• Jaguars Owner Shad Khan Says Urban Meyer Must 'Regain Our Trust, Respect', Scandal Hits Crisis Point
• NFL Player's Association Wants Information On DEA Raid Of Washington Football Team's Trainer

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Boston High School Used Party Bus With Stripper Poles Amid Bus Driver Shortage
• Woman Arrested After Driving Drunk To Her Husband's DUI Crash, Crashes Into Husband's Car

National Sports

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers Reached Out To Free Agent Cornerback Richard Sherman
• NFL Key Injuries Suffered In Week 2

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots
• New England Revolution

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Indian Member Of Parliament Causes Outrage By Claiming That Drinking Cow Urine Protects Her From Covid
• Target Stops Selling Sports And Pokemon Cards After Parking Lot Fight
• Covid Victim Wakes Up On Her Funeral Bier Moments Before She's Due To Be Cremated Because Family Thinks She's Dead

National Sports

• Trainer Bob Baffert Banned From Entering Medina Spirit And Other Horses At Belmont Park
• Detroit Lions Coach Dan Campbell Wants Pet Lion For Sideline, Would Give Up Arm For Super Bowl
• Washington Football Team Installing New Grass At FedEx Field

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Minnesota Movie Theater Manager Sold Popcorn With Cocaine Hidden Inside At Concession Stand
• Ohio Politician Video Calls Into Debate On New Driving Law While Driving
• Man Allegedly Swings Colostomy Bag At Cops At Kid Rock's Bar In Nashville

National Sports

• Kentucky Derby Winner Medina Spirit Fails Post Race Drug Test; Bob Baffert Banned
• Jacksonville Jaguars To Sign Tim Tebow To 1-Year Deal To Play Tight End
• Albert Pujols Final Hours With The Angels Turned Ugly

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Long Island Man Dodges Eviction For 20 Years, Living In House He Doesn't Own
• Armed McDonald's Robber Demanded Chicken Nuggets, But Fled With Sausage McMuffin
• Japanese Town Used Its $228K In Covid Relief Funds On Giant Squid Statue

National Sports

• Former NFL WR Chad Johnson To Fight On Floyd Mayweather-LoganPaul Undercard
• Washington Capitals Tom Wilson Fined $5K, No Suspension From NHL
• Tampa Bay Lightning's Nikita Kucherov Cleared For Contact; NHL Hard Salary Cap A Joke

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Family Made More Than $1 Million By Selling Toxic Bleach As Miracle Cure For Covid
• Australia's Most Famous Identical Twins Who Eat, Sleep, And Shower Together With Their Shared Boyfriend Will Star In Reality Show
• Texas Woman Faces Felony Charges For Not Returning VHS Tape Over 20 Years Ago

National Sports

• Floyd Mayweather, Logan Paul Fight Rescheduled For June 6th At Hard Rock Stadium In Miami
• Kyle Shanahan Takes Morbid Turn To Deflect Question on Jimmy Garoppolo's Future
• Pro Football Talk's One And Only NFL Mock Draft Breakdown

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Woman Promising Witchcraft Services Swindled At Least 10 Victims Out Of $100,000
• Woman Called Animal Control For Croissant In A Tree
• Drunk Shirtless Golfer Used Pin Flag To Attack Another Golfer In Fight At Charity Event

National Sports

• European Super League Collapse
• NFL Approves 7 New Rules For 2021 Season, Including Single Digit Jersey Expansion
• Vegas Golden Knights Goalie Robin Lehner Blasts NHL Vaccine Policy, Claims League Lied

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Homeless Man Infiltrates USC's Football Facilities For Days, Ate With Players, Fielded Punts At Practice
• Home Inspector Arrested For Pleasuring Himself With Elmo Doll In Client's Nursery
• 911 Dispatcher Arrested And Fired For Refusing To Return $1.2 Million Mistakenly Deposited Into Her Account By Charles Schwab

National Sports

• Former Chiefs Assistant Britt Reid Charged With Felony DWI
• Conor McGregor Calls Off UFC 264 Fight With Dustin Poirier Over Missing Charitable Donation
• NHL Trade Deadline Transactions

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots