Episode 24, 5/5/21

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Long Island Man Dodges Eviction For 20 Years, Living In House He Doesn't Own
• Armed McDonald's Robber Demanded Chicken Nuggets, But Fled With Sausage McMuffin
• Japanese Town Used Its $228K In Covid Relief Funds On Giant Squid Statue

National Sports

• Former NFL WR Chad Johnson To Fight On Floyd Mayweather-LoganPaul Undercard
• Washington Capitals Tom Wilson Fined $5K, No Suspension From NHL
• Tampa Bay Lightning's Nikita Kucherov Cleared For Contact; NHL Hard Salary Cap A Joke

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots