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  • An Essay from Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
  • By: Will Forte
  • Narrated by: Will Forte
  • Length: 14 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 11-06-08
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Hachette Audio
  • 4 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

An essay from Things I've Learned From the Women Who've Dumped Me.
©2008 Ben Karlin (P)2008 Ben Karlin

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This was not bad.

Will tells a pretty funny story. It's worth the buy. Short and sweet. The end.

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Will Forte Is The Man

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Why is Will Forte not more famous? This story is hilarious and Forte kills it in the performance. I wish he'd write a book.