• Be the Asshole!: 5,000 Tips

  • The New 2020 Dating Playbook: Alpha Male Strategies Tactical Guide to Master Your Sex Life for Men
  • By: Cory Smith
  • Narrated by: Don Keedik
  • Length: 16 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (124 ratings)

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Be the Asshole!: 5,000 Tips

By: Cory Smith
Narrated by: Don Keedik
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Here's the tough truth gentlemen: Nice guys disgust women.

Being a nice guy won't get you far with women because deep down they despise the nice guy. Instead of pedestalizing and supplicating to women, you have to realize that they are just like you. They are flawed creatures who are trying to survive in this world by any means necessary - figuring things out as they go along.

The problem with being a nice guy is that you put everyone above yourself; then you're surprised why you get nowhere in life! Are you kidding me? You can't get ahead in the game of life if you put everyone's agenda above your own. Alpha males prioritize themselves first and foremost! Stop being a nice guy and start being an asshole who is extremely aggressive in going after what he wants in life. Have goals and pursue them aggressively. Don't be a little bitch. Be a man! Be a man who knows what he wants in the game of life and goes after it with all of his strength - with pure focus.

The nice guy thinks that he can manipulate women with his niceness into having sex with him. Women can sense this sort of manipulation, and the provider type of game does not sexually arouse them. Instead of being nice, be real; be raw. Don't treat a woman like a goddess because that's not what she is. She wants to be seen for who she really is; a normal person who shits and will one day grow so old that men won't even look in her direction.

Don't put women on a pedestal because then they will see you as inferior to them. Instead put yourself on a pedestal! You are a 10. You are the prize. So act like it. The way the game works is that it's winner takes all. By seizing social power, you gain in confidence and you also get the girl too! By giving up social power (because you mistakenly assume that giving away social power makes women like you) you lose self-respect and you lose the girl too. Don't be a pathetic nice guy who thinks women are somehow superior to him; she did nothing but be born with the gift of beauty. Be a real man who understands that he is valuable and what he has to offer is valuable.

Kill the nice guy within you. Seek to be the best version of yourself. The best version of yourself is an alpha male who takes charge of his life, of social interactions and is highly aggressive in taking what he wants in life - whether it's a business deal, or it's a cute girl that he wants to have sex with.

©2020 Cory Smith (P)2020 Cory Smith

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Great Tips 👍

I already knew the majority of them. I won't say that their obvious, but rather you would naturally learn a majority of these things through experience. Conclusion, turns out... I have been an asshole the entire time. Overall, it's an enjoyable listen, have fun.

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16 hours of powerful alpha-male reprogramming!

This is an incredible treasure of man-up style teaching that is likened to the secret art of masculinity, learning what women truly want in a man, PUA and many other incredibly powerful lessons that if listened to on a regular basis will reprogram any beta-male behaviors, social and even professional failures you might have been inadvertently rehearsing,

At first listen, some of this audiobook seemed a bit silly, and I gradually began to realize just how true and powerful the statements verbalized throughout this audiobook are. I listen to them at 1.2 speed and it's perfect for me.

Definitely one of my favorite items in my Audible library!

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Both entertaining and informative

Although a lot of the here information was repetitive I didn’t mind it maybe because the narrator is so funny.
I don’t agree with everything is written here by the author but some of it is novel and informative. I would recommend this book to young men who don’t understand the nature of females and approach them with “niceness” and logic and then be surprised and broken when something strange and inexplainable happens which results in them hating women.. this information must be understood and not abused, fingers crossed.

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Awesome bits of wisdom

Awesome bits of wisdom, delivered by a badass sounding and often hilarious narrator. recommended by me

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Awesome bits of wisdom

Awesome bits of wisdom, delivered by a badass sounding and often hilarious narrator. Recommended :))

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Alpha Subconscious Programming.

This is alpha subconscious programming. Love it. Good delivery as well. This will always be on repeat.

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It’s lit live the theatrical narration

This is a must listen on multiple occasions I love the start to the book and the serious steps to obtaining results.

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No boring

This book has some pretty clear basics of how to act as a man in general!! If you’re a bitch don’t hear this book!!!!

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A lot of tips

Awhole lotta tips I have read it once and can’t wait to read it again

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Take the good

Excellent book to help reprogram and establish a more masculine mindset. Not your typical style of book but helpful nevertheless.

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