Bad Blood

De: Bella Jacobs

Narrado por: Shane East, Lili Valente

Darcy Blackmore, head of the Blackmore vampire clan, is one bossy, arrogant, insufferable piece of work.

He’s also my only hope.

I have to stop my sister from marrying his brother. A loveless, arranged marriage would kill her, but she’s determined to go through with it to keep our family safe. Nightfall tradition demands a witch and vampire marriage—ASAP—or we’re out.

Darcy’s solution?

We pretend we’re a love match, trick our siblings into confessing they don’t want to tie the knot, and sort out how to save the town once the wedding bells are silenced—permanently. It’s not a bad plan. In theory.

If only hate-banging Darcy weren’t my new favorite hobby. If only he’d kept his secretly kind heart under wraps and this fake love had stayed fake.

Now I have to decide—keep pretending with the world’s sexiest vampire until I lose big at love or leave my new hometown behind. Forever.

©2022 Bella Jacobs (P)2022 Bella Jacobs

Laugh out loud

Reading the blurb you might think you’ve read tropes similar to this where a fake romance turns into the real thing, but when you throw in Bella Jacob’s writing style and the paranormal aspect I guarantee you this will be the first book of its kind! I can’t remember a time I laughed so hard while enjoying a paranormal romance. I think my favorite part is the house kraken, Kitty.
If you are in the mood for something a little bit more lighthearted with a paranormal twist and a sexy vampire romance then this book will definitely hit the spot.

I loved every minute of this book!!

I absolutely fell in love with Blaire and cranky Darcy. These two were hilarious and hot at the same time. It cracked me up how each thought they knew what was best for Annie and Colin. Constantly scheming to figure out how they will get them to split up. Oh, how wrong they were. I loved their journey from mutual dislike to everything in between and more. It cracked me up how vehemently they deny being interested but to themselves they can’t stop thinking about each other. Hell, I had to get my fan out to cool myself down on more than one occasion because Darcy and Blaire were ON FIRE!
Blaire and Darcy, as well as the other crazy characters like nutball Janet and the weird kraken in the pipes, will keep you on your toes with everything that happens. I was guessing until the end. And I want more of the people in this crazy supernatural town!
I could not put this book down. Bella Jacobs wrote a freaking fantastic story! It’s that combination of good storytelling and stellar narrator performances that bring it all home.
So many great lines in this book expertly delivered by Lili Valente and Shane East. These characters were tailor made for these two narrators. They know just how to bring the right amount of spice and humor into the performances.

Vampire/witch rom-com? Absolutely!!

What a fun, fantasy-filled story by Bella Jacobs! When Blair moves to Nightfall to help with the preparations of her sister Annie’s wedding, neither of them are ready for the shenanigans of this supernatural town of witches, vampires, pixies, and such. Blair just wants her sister’s wedding to go off without a hitch, so Nightfall is saved from ruin. Per ancient rules, she has to marry Colin (a vampire) to continue the safekeeping of everyone that inhabits Nightfall. When Blair meets Darcy, Colin’s brother, all she sees is a grumpy vampire that she doesn’t trust. Darcy feels the same about the witch about to become his sister-in-law. To their surprise, Darcy and Blair have something in common—wanting to stop their brother and sister’s nuptials.

Darcy and Blair have an attraction to each other, but neither has any plans to act on it. There are a lot of things going on in Nightfall, and I really enjoyed this story. Plenty of heat between Darcy and Blair, and as they get to know one another, they realize their first impressions of the other are kind of way off. There was plenty of funny moments in this story, which I really liked.

Shane East and Lili Valente beautifully narrate this story.

I loved this so much!

My Big Fat Bloodsucker Wedding is the perfect story to laugh, and fall in love! Darcy and Blaire are to cute, clueless, romantic ever! This audio had an amazing performance. Can’t wait to read/listening book 2!!!

Great Listen

I am so in love with this story. It's such a great para-romcom that I can't wait to read more about this family. Darcy and Blair have amazing chemistry. I have not read a para book in a hot min and this story reminded me of why I love them so much. Bella did a great job setting the scene and transporting us to that small secret town. I only wish the story was longer...lol. I got so lost in all the ins and outs of the mystical realm. I can't wait to read about all the other sisters.
Lili is the absolute best narrator around and I love to listen to anything she narrates. She brings a special something to the characters.
Shane East is always amazing in anything he narrates...he always knows how to bring best listening experience to a story. These two together are pure gold!