Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy

By: CD Rachels, Leslie McAdam

Narrated by: Espen Cooper, Babur Shah

Clay

I suck at being a vampire—literally. When the Halloween Wave turned a third of the population into monsters, I thought I was one of the lucky ones. I get to have my fit twenty-year-old body for decades. And vampires are supposed to be sexy, right?

But now that I'm finally in university, I still don't fit in. I was supposed to find myself and spread my metaphorical vampire wings. Yet, I'm not good enough to be an academic, and too inept at flying to hang with monsters like me. At least flirting with my new nerdy lab partner can be some fun in the meantime.

Owen

I can't stand my lab partner. It's not because he's a monster—far from it, I find vampires attractive. But jocks don't go for academics like me, especially airheads like Clay. We only need to get through this class.

Then one day we're nursing an injured bat together, and Clay's sweet, compassionate side rears its teeth. Despite my best efforts, this gorgeous bloodsucker has me enchanted. When he wants to learn to fly, how can I refuse? This jock keeps failing at taking to the sky, but I fear I'm the one that's falling. A nerdy human like me dating a himbo vampire could spell a monster-sized disaster.

Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy is a spicy paranormal romantic comedy set in the Creepin U shifter universe. Don't listen if you're not interested in nerd-jock connections, flying lessons through the forest, monsters at university, and yes, a happily ever after.

©2025 Leslie McAdam and CD Rachels/Chill Discourse Books, LLC (P)2026 Podium Audio