A Tale of Butts
The Story of a Couch
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Narrado por:
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Robert W Wilson III
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De:
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Echo Ryan
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My life has been one of butts: dainty butts, stinky butts, huge butts, soft butts, and even puckered butts. All these have touched my life and depressed my coils. I am a couch, and this is my tale.
A Tale of Butts: The Story of a Couch is a novel befitting The Simpsons/Robot Chicken generations. Adult humor marks this tale of a couch and all the butts it intimately comes to know.
Echo Ryan resides in northern California, where frequent naps are enjoyed with two dogs on the Palm Tree Couch.
©2011 Heather Hobson (P)2018 Heather Hobson LewisLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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Robert Wilson makes a professional performance.
Robert Wilson does an excellent job imitating the different character voices. Each voice is individual.
He has good voice inflections and is easy to understand, thus makes the odd story interesting.
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