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A Night of Blacker Darkness

Being the Memoir of Frederick Whithers As Edited by Cecil G. Bagsworth III

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A Night of Blacker Darkness

By: Dan Wells
Narrated by: Sean Barrett
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No one else has Dan Wells’ hilarious new novella - it’s not available in print, in ebook, by mobile phone text or Victorian phonograph. Audible is bringing it to you exclusively, for a limited time.

The basic premise is this: it's 1817, and a man named Frederick Whithers is wallowing in jail for a crime he didn't commit, desperate to get out so he can go and commit it for real. He fakes his own death and escapes in a coffin, but when he gets to the graveyard and crawls out of the coffin, somebody sees him and assumes he's a vampire. It's pretty much all downhill from there. Frederick spends the rest of the book doing everything he can to steal a massive inheritance from a dead man, all the while running from constables, vampire hunters, ghouls, poets, proper young ladies, highly improper young ladies, morticians, mysterious figures, and the most pathetic collection of vampires to ever disgrace a work of fiction.

The book is Extremely Silly: imagine a horror story, as written by Monty Python, in the style of the old screwball comedies like The Producers, What's Up Doc?, and Some Like it Hot, and then imagine that for some reason it's also in the style of a Victorian frame story starring John Keats and presented by a fake historian. A delightfully funny novel full of witty dialogue brought to life by the narrative voice talents of Sean Barrett.

©2011 Dan Wells (P)2011 Audible Ltd
Literature & Fiction Funny Witty Fantasy Feel-Good
Humorous Plot • Clever Writing • Excellent Character Voices • Marvelous Undertaker • Fast-paced Adventure • Great Keats

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Absolutely hilarious.
Laughed out loud multiple times.
Wonderful narration.
Pity that it wasn’t a bit longer.

Shawn of the Dead, but with vampires, and better

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What an amusing and enjoyable read... Poking fun at vampire worship... Not the kinda vamps you'd expect either... The weaving in of literary references,a con man/scofflaw fleeing justice in a most unusual way, th laughs, the gore, and all of it just plain fantastic... You won't be disappointed, I promis...

Clever and Hilarious

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Fun story and great narration. The plot was excellent. Great humor. Very entertaining and enjoyable read!

Hilarious and enjoyable

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Laughed through the whole bloody thing. Cross between Monty Python Sketch and a Mel Brooks ala Young Frankenstein film. 10/10, would recommend.

The silliness

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I loved every second of this witty comedy. The fun characters and screw-ball plot made for a very enjoyable listen. Narrator did a great job and nailed the comedic timing!

What a brilliant comedy!

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