Dr. Factenstein's World of Weird

Real Facts That Sound Like Lies (Featuring Nature, History, Science, and Your Betrayal by Physics)

Napoleon was defeated by rabbits.

The CIA tried to weaponize a cat (it died immediately).

You've never physically touched anything in your entire life.

Ancient Greeks built a computer 2,000 years too early.

Your brain rewrites your memories every time you access them.

And that's just the first chapter.

Welcome to Dr. Factenstein's World of Weird—where history makes no sense, science violates your intuition, nature refuses to behave, and your body has been lying to you since birth.

Inside you'll discover:

• Why honey is immortal (and judging you)
• How Rome built concrete that outlasts modern engineering (then forgot the recipe)
• Why plants can hear you chewing them
• The lake that exhaled once and killed 1,700 people
• Why time moves faster on mountains
• The town where fish fall from the sky (and nobody cares anymore)
• Why you're constantly glowing (very faintly and uselessly)

Every fact is TRUE.
Every fact is RESEARCHED.
Every fact ends with a JOKE.

Because if reality is going to be this unreasonable, the least we can do is laugh at it.

Dr. Factenstein has spent decades collecting impossible truths. Now he's unleashing them on you.

Reality doesn't need your permission to be weird. But you need this book to understand just how weird it actually is.

"Finally, a book that makes you smarter AND more disturbed."
— Everyone who's read it