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Narrated by:
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James Urbaniak
About this listen
Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler's faithful yet irreverent approach to the Bible made their book God Is Disappointed in You a modern cult classic. Now, by popular demand, they turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more! And if you thought the Bible had some weird stuff in it....
Download the accompanying reference guide.©2016 Mark Russell and Shannon Wheeler (P)2016 Audible, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Cheesy but good.
- By Chris on 05-31-05
By: Eugene Peterson
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Muhammad: A Story of the Last Prophet
- By: Deepak Chopra MD
- Narrated by: Deepak Chopra
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 226
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 191
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Story4 out of 5 stars 191
Born into the factious world of war-torn Arabia, Muhammad's life is a gripping and inspiring story of one man's tireless fight for unity and peace. In a world where greed and injustice ruled, Muhammad created change by affecting hearts and minds. Just as the story of Jesus embodies the message of Christianity, Muhammad's life reveals the core of Islam. Deepak Chopra shares the life of Muhammad as never before, putting his teachings in a new light.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Poorly written and poorly narrated
- By Shahrad Milanfar on 10-21-10
By: Deepak Chopra MD
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Mythology: Mega Collection
- Classic Stories from the Greek, Celtic, Norse, Japanese, Hindu, Chinese, Mesopotamian and Egyptian Mythology
- By: Scott Lewis
- Narrated by: Madison Niederhauser, Oliver Hunt
- Length: 31 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 700
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 614
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Story4 out of 5 stars 614
Do you know how many wives Zeus had? Or how the famous Trojan War was caused by one beautiful lady? Or how Thor got his hammer? Give your imagination a real treat. This Mega Mythology Collection of eight audiobooks is for you....
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4 out of 5 stars
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An interesting set of introductions.
- By Kevin Potter on 05-30-19
By: Scott Lewis
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Good Book
- Things I Learned When I Read Every Single Word of the Bible
- By: David Plotz
- Narrated by: David Plotz
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 388
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 165
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Story4 out of 5 stars 166
Good Book is what happens when a regular guy actually reads the book on which his religion, his culture, and his world are based. Along the way, he grapples with the most profound theological questions: Does God prefer obedience or good deeds? And the most unexpected ones: Why are so many women in the Bible prostitutes? Why does God love bald men so much? Is Samson really that stupid? Good Book is an irreverent, enthralling journey through the world's most important work of literature.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Rollicking trip through the Old Testament
- By Ron L. Caldwell on 05-07-09
By: David Plotz
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When Jesus Wept
- The Jerusalem Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Bodie Thoene, Brock Thoene
- Narrated by: D. J. Canaday
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,010
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 901
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 895
Lazarus occupies a surprising position in the Gospel accounts. Widely known as the man Jesus raised from the dead, his story is actually much broader and richer than that. Living as he did at Bethany, near Jerusalem, Lazarus was uniquely placed to witness the swirl of events around Jesus. When Jesus Wept, the first novel in The Jerusalem Chronicles series by best-selling authors Bodie and Brock Thoene, unfolds the turbulent times in Judea during Jesus' ministry, centering on the friendship between Jesus and Lazarus.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow! What a story.
- By Brian T on 11-13-13
By: Bodie Thoene, and others
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Left Behind
- A Novel of the Earth's Last Days
- By: Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,800
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,984
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,969
What would happen if millions of people around the world suddenly disappeared one day? In this fascinating apocalyptic thriller, best-selling Christian inspirational authors LaHaye and Jenkins pool their considerable talents to answer that question. Narrator Richard Ferrone's unusually deep and hypnotic voice will keep you right in the middle of this not-unimaginable end of the world nightmare.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great series!
- By Shannon L Hendon on 08-03-04
By: Tim LaHaye, and others
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He Still Moves Stones
- By: Max Lucado
- Narrated by: Max Lucado
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Abridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 93
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story5 out of 5 stars 79
Why does the Bible contain so many stories of hurting people? Though their situations vary, their conditions don't. They have nowhere to turn. Yet before their eyes stands a never-say-die Galilean who majors in stepping in when everyone else steps out. Lucado reminds us that the purpose of these portraits isn't to tell us what Jesus did-but rather to remind us what Jesus still does.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Great book but buy a different version
- By Joshua Pearson on 10-14-24
By: Max Lucado
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Killing Jesus
- By: Stephen Mansfield
- Narrated by: John McLain
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
In Killing Jesus, New York Times best-selling author Stephen Mansfield masterfully recounts the corrupt trial and grisly execution of Jesus more than 2,000 years ago. Approaching the story at its most human level, Mansfield uses both secular sources and biblical accounts to bring fresh perspective to the human drama, political intrigue, and criminal network behind the killing of the world's most famous man.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It all comes alive!
- By Anonymous on 03-05-24
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Nefer the Silent
- Stone of Light, Volume 1
- By: Christian Jacq
- Narrated by: Ezra Knight
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Deep in the heart of the Upper Egyptian desert lies a forbidden village, where bands of artisans prepare the tombs of the Pharaohs. Guarded by a handful of elite soldiers, the hidden city shelters the most precious of treasures: the Stone of Light, a legendary stone of magical power. When a devious military officer schemes to infiltrate the city and capture the sacred gem, his subversive plot is thwarted by an unlikely hero: a desert wanderer who falls into a maze of treachery and betrayal, desire and danger.
By: Christian Jacq
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Shalimar the Clown
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Aasif Mandvi
- Length: 18 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 572
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 241
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Story4 out of 5 stars 238
When Maximilian Ophuls is murdered outside his daughter's home by his Kashmiri Muslim driver, it appears to be a political killing. Ophuls is the former U.S. ambassador to India and America's leading figure in counter-terrorism. But there is much more to Ophuls and his assassin, a mysterious man calling himself "Shalimar the Clown", than meets the eye. One woman is at the center of their shared history, a history of betrayal and deception.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Incredible
- By Barry on 12-07-05
By: Salman Rushdie
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Horrible Histories: Groovy Greeks
- By: Terry Deary, Martin Brown
- Narrated by: Terry Deary
- Length: 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24
Listeners can discover all the foul facts about the Groovy Greeks, including why girls ran about naked pretending to be bears, who had the world's first flushing toilet and why dedicated doctors tasted their patients' ear wax!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great, Gory, Grim, Grizzly and above all Groovy !
- By Ingrid on 05-23-23
By: Terry Deary, and others
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Unholy Night
- By: Seth Grahame-Smith
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,024
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 922
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Story4 out of 5 stars 924
They're an iconic part of history's most celebrated birth. But what do we really know about the Three Kings of the Nativity, besides the fact that they followed a star to Bethlehem bearing strange gifts? The Bible has little to say about this enigmatic trio. But leave it to Seth Grahame-Smith, the brilliant and twisted mind behind Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to take a little mystery, bend a little history, and weave an epic tale.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A nice twist to the greatest story ever told.
- By Ryan on 11-21-12
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Noah Primeval
- Chronicles of the Nephilim (Volume 1)
- By: Brian Godawa
- Narrated by: Brian Godawa
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 816
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 742
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 745
Noah Primeval is a speculative retelling of the beloved story of Noah for a new generation. In an ancient world submerged in darkness, fallen angels rule as gods, and breed giants and monsters. Mankind is enslaved to evil. Noah, a tribal leader, has been prophesied to bring an end to the rule of these "gods" and save humanity from coming destruction. But Noah's wife and son are captives of these dark forces.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Does Noah really get on the ark?
- By BDubs on 01-13-18
By: Brian Godawa
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Birds Without Wings
- By: Louis de Bernieres
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 23 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 501
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 317
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 315
Birds Without Wings is the story of a small town in Anatolia in the dying days of the Ottoman Empire told in the richly varied voices of the men and women (Armenians, Christians, and Muslims) whose lives are intertwined and rooted there: Iskander, the potter and local fount of wisdom; Philotei, the Christian girl of legendary beauty, courted almost from infancy by Ibrahim the goatherd, a great love that culminates in tragedy and madness; and many more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not for the faint of heart
- By a on 01-03-05
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Jesus
- A Novel
- By: Walter Wangerin Jr.
- Narrated by: Walter Wangerin Jr.
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
With eloquence and beauty, the award-winning author of The Book of the Dun Cow, The Book of God, and Paul: A Novel, turns his pen to history's most compelling figure, Jesus of Nazareth. In vibrant language, Walter Wangerin, Jr. sweeps away centuries of tradition and reveals a man of flesh-and-heart immediacy. Passionate, intelligent, and irresistibly real, this is a Jesus pulsing with life, who will captivate you as thoroughly as he did the men and women who walked with him across Galilee's golden countryside.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Terrible
- By Donald on 12-25-05
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Asian Mythology
- A Captivating Guide to Chinese Mythology, Japanese Mythology and Hindu Mythology
- By: Matt Clayton
- Narrated by: Randy Whitlow
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13
Introducing an Asian mythology trilogy from the creator of the Captivating History series. This book includes three captivating books.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Worst narrators ever!
- By lynette on 03-25-19
By: Matt Clayton