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Adopted By Humans II
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I had to prove my worth, the value of my work, and that adding a new species to the galactic chorus was a greater opportunity than it was a danger. But if you want the truth that lies at the heart of this volume, all I was really doing it for was to stay with my humans, the peace of the galaxy? Rising to the top of my field of study? To me, these things were merely icing on the cake.
It may sound strange, but that's how you inevitably feel after you're adopted by humans.
My one true regret... that I really had no idea what kind of allies were coming my way.
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